I have nothing to say so let's skip to the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Love Live or the characters.


After school in the club room, the Idiot Trio were spouting nonsense about the most trivial things like, why does water have no shape? Why is the sky blue? Why is Nico-chan so flat? None of them were really answered properly. Minutes passed and the bunch grew bored.

"Rin has an idea nya!"

"Let's hear it. I don't want to have this awkward atmosphere extend any longer."

"Let's say what we like! With a limit of five seconds!"

"Ooh! Nice idea Rin-chan." Honoka placed her thumbs up. "Nico-chan, why don't you start? We'll go in this order. You, Rin-chan then me."

"And the first one who runs out on ideas will have to buy us drinks nya." Rin proposed

"Hmph! Of course the Great Nico Nii will begin this game." She puffed out her (flat) chest with pride.

Honoka counted down with her fingers. 3,2,1-

"Idols."

"Ramen!"

"Food!"

"Outfits."

"Sports!"

"Manjuu!"

"Honoka, that's the same thing as food." Nico scolded her junior. "Sewing equipment."

And so this continued for a while. The trio were running out on things to say and were now pressured by the time.

"Shoes!"

"No fish!"

"No red bean paste!"

They were getting desperate to give an answer. Sweat was dripping from their faces while waiting for their turn.

"Getting perfect tests!"

"Eh! Nico-chan you stole my answer!" Rin whined

"Too bad, you're gonna have to think of another thing."

"Eto... Performing live!" The cat like girl stared at Honoka, hoping that she wouldn't have an answer so that they could end this with cold, refreshing drinks.

"Side ponytails!"

'She had an answer!' Nico shouted in her mind. She was doomed. The Great Nico Nii had no other answer.

Under all the pressure, she had accidentally stated her crush's name.

"Maki-chan!"

"Ehhh?! Kayo-chin!"

"Uhhh...Umi-chan!"

A pregnant silence filled the air as the people who participated in this dumb game were blushing furiously.

"C-can we all just half our money in buying the drinks..? I-I think we all deserve it."

"S-sure Nico-chan, lets all go together okay nya?"

"Y-yeah..."

As the trio got up, getting ready to leave, the three people who were mentioned entered the club room. Jaws dropped in seeing their crush's blushing as well.

"Rin-chan... I didn't know you felt the same..." Hanayo said softly but still audible for the people to hear.

"Nico-chan. I-it's not like I feel the same way or anything..."

"Honoka, we have to talk. I feel the same way but it's too embarrassing to discuss this matter here..."

The San Baka's could only look down at their feet while silently thanking one another.

"I could pay for everything. But just this once." Maki said, twirling her hair.

"Okay. Let's go everyone." Honoka took Umi's hand, urging everyone to follow.

As everyone left, two people came out of the club room's closet.

"I told you that hiding here would be worth it, Kotori-chan." Nozomi lifted her camcorder with her tarot cards at hand.

"Nn! We even got to record everything." Kotori said. 'I finally have something I can tease those two with, hehe.'

"We better get going. Eli-chi is going to get lonely without us."

And so they left hand in hand, giggling uncontrollably.


An' I'm done. This is short but I just wanted to write this. The San Baka's really remind me of certain people (including me) who don't do well in terms of studying just like them. Oh well, that's all. Laterz