A/N: Fluffy crack drabble based on my son's actions at the beach today and talking to one of my besties via text. I don't own these men and I'm not making any money. It's fun to be a broke, starving artist! :D

The day was warm and cool, the sun high over head as they splashed around in the refreshing water of the man made beach. Glenn was sat nearly curled into a ball on his lounge chair while Adam, Mike, Chris and Matt were laying out under the sun; their bodies shining with a light sheen of sweat and a fine coat of oil to help them tan a little quicker. At least they all had been, Glenn heard a light giggle and looked up just in time to see Mike and Matt lightly placing bread crumbs in both Adam and Chris' hair. Confused, Glenn sat his book down and watched, opening his mouth to ask what they were doing but the first squawk of the circling seagulls answered his question and he could only look on as the two blondes were suddenly under attack.

Quicker than he could ever remember seeing them run they were up and screaming as a flock of the white and grey speckled birds chased them; diving to peck at their heads and screaming as they tore at the blonde locks. Matt and Mike were rolling on the ground, tears streaking their faces as they laughed until chest tightening hiccups overcame them. With a head shake Glenn turned back to his book; a smirk on his face that he hurriedly hid from the two hollering men as they sprinted past. Glenn tried to put on a serious face but it failed when Mike and Matt grabbed up the loaf of bread they had been using and chased Adam and Chris, pelting them tiny pieces and causing even more birds to dive at them.

"STOP IT!"

"ARE YOU TWO INSANE?"

The mingled screaming and cursing drew a small crowd and Glenn tried to sink lower into his chair; praying that no one would notice him under his large umbrella and floppy hat. It might have worked if Adam hadn't of jumped in his lap and wrapped his arms around Glenn's neck, effectively getting Glenn caught in the middle of the bird attack. With a yelp Glenn jumped to his feet, dropping Adam hard on his ass and darted a few feet away, watching on with a scowl as Mike and Matt continued to add bread and the crowd continued to gather.

It wasn't long after that that a pair of lifeguards pushed their way through and asked them as politely as they if they would vacate the beach. That their horseplay was too loud and that by feeding the bird they were making it hard for the regular beach patrons to have a good time because the feathery fiends were always diving down to grab a food. Like errant children they gathered their gathered belongings and trudged back towards Glenn's Hummer; stowing their gear in the very back and climbing subdued into their rightful places.

"You know if you guys didn't act like children we wouldn't keep getting banned from places."

"It wasn't our faults this time." Chris pouted. "Addy and I were just sunning our perfect bodies and then these two childish assclowns had to ruin it."

"Yeah, we were being good Glenn. And you know me and good don't go together too often." Adam chimed in sulkily as he stared out the window.

Glenn laughed and looked over at the two dark haired men that were huddled together; their eyes laughing even though they were figthing to keep the smiles from their faces as they whispered conspiratorially. It was obvious they were lining up another attack and Glenn secretly pitied the two blondes; if wasn't often their dark haired counterparts waged an attack and when they did it wasn't a quick thing so he made a mental note to keep his eyes peeled so that he could evade their attacks that were going to come in the coming weeks.