Mona Le Fay and Les Amis De l'ABC
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Mona Lisa Wakaduck Le Fay. She had blond hair that fell in waves to her knees and bright sparkly blue eyes. She had a perfect complexion and tan skin. She was super smart and knew every language to ever exist.
One day, she moved to France. She, being the genius she was, decided to build a time machine. It worked. She ended up in 1832. She stepped out of the time machine. Everyone was staring at her. Suddenly, a gorgeous (though not as gorgeous as her because no one is) young man said "Hello beautiful. I do believe that this is love at first sight." A/N- All French has been translated into English for your convenience dear reader, not at all because I don't speak it and I don't trust on-line translators.)
"Hello" replied Mona. Than, the rest of Les Amis (rest because obviously the gorgeous man before her was Enjolras. It was obvious for Mona at least, because she is so intelligent and perceptive.) ran up to her and all of them (except for Grantaire) began to fight over who would make her their mistress.
She laughed he beautiful, tinkling laugh and exclaimed "Boys, boys, I know that you all want me but I only have eyes for Enjolras." (Before, you ask, she knew his name because she is just brilliant like that!) The rest pouted (including Grantaire this time) as Enjolras smiled. Mona beamed at him and they walked arm in arm into the sun-set, happily ignoring Grantaire's mumbling about stupid Mary-Sues stealing his glorious Apollo away from him After all, thought Mona, he was probably drunk. Besides, her lover's name was Enjolras, not Apollo and her name was Mona, not Mary-Sue. Silly Grantaire.