Forewarning: This is completely random. I do expect to get flamed for this craziness.
The dreaded author's note: Hi! My Name's StarStar16 and this is my first Pokemon FanFic. Also my first Comedy One-shot posted on the internet. I got the idea from a picture off Deviantart called 'Naked Cowboy Brock' by See Car Run. Go check it out if you can. I kind of made the characters older, at least in my head but it's whateve you prefer. Also it's not really for the younglings so all of you who don't know how babies are really made please leave and go watch some VH1. Ha, I will no corrupt you minds, I'll let FlourFlav do that.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. Otherwise it would have died years ago. Seriously, Could someone go put that damned thing out of its misery? It's gone through the same storyline 5 times already...I love it anyway; otherwise I wouldn't have spent my sleeping time writing this monstrosity.
PS: Most of the talking lines don't really have an owner to them, that's for you to make up your mind on who said what.
A Beautiful Day for Research (AKA the Naked Cowboy)
By: StarStar16( AKA KellBell )
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Brock walked into the Ketchums' Kitchen wearing something a little different then normal.
"So guys what to think?"
Everyone turned from their breakfast to look at his new digs...well, lack of. He was wearing a cowboy hat, some underwear and a guitar.
"AHHHH!"
"Pika-pi"
"Ha! I the new look Brock"
"I don't know you"
"Oh Gawd"
"My Eyes!"
"Why Me?"
They all looked at each other then back to their friend's nakedness.
Misty dejectly asked" Why such a...uh... statement?"
"I think it'd be a great way to pick up chicks-"
"OH GAWD!"
"Please kill me now"
"Ash give him your pants, I'd rather stare-"
"HAHAHA. Okay"
"NO wait, that'd be even worse"
"Ash! Please don't you start."
"Keep your pants on!"
"Pika-pi-pika-pi"
Ash took his clothes off haphazardly and threw them to misty before jumping over the table and standing next to Brock in just his underwear smiling evilly.
"Wow. That's pretty b-"
"Shut up May!"
"Oh my god my eyes! Their burning!"
"I don't you people, I don't know you people"
"Misty, please put some clothes on your boyfriend."
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!"
"pi-pika.piki-piki-pikachu chu.chu pika pikachu"
"Shut up, Pikachu."
"No I want to hear more, what they'd do after that?"
Pikapikachupipichu-pikachu pikachu p-"
"PIKACHU!!!" Two voices screamed at once.
"Aww, but We wanted to hear more about your phone sexcapades!"
"It brightens the day of a poor pathetic sap-like Tracey!"
"Hey! I'm not poor!"
"But you're still pathetic, right?"
"...maybe"
The arguing continued while prof. Oak snuck down the stairs to the front door. His clothes were haphazardly on and he looked as if he just woke up.
He walked out the door and smiled, today was a very beautiful day for research!
Fin
I apologize for the sheep randomness of the ending. My brain just does things like that. If anyone was OOC, again I'm truly sorry. And flames of any sort are greatly welcomed. I need something to roast my hot dogs on.
… And for the people that know me?? HA! I used Spell-checker :P
StarStar16