Battelstar Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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12 LOST TRIBES OF KOBOL RETURN!

You heard it here first!

The crackpots were right!

Humanity came from another world!

Last week the legendary lost tribes made first contact!

The UN is currently in the middle of negotiations!

In other news...

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Dipper was engrossed with the paper! This was the news of the century! He couldn't put it down!

Mabel snored as the bus they were both on entered Gravity falls...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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