Pokefan:I was bored,watching "Llamas With Hats",and then poof,this happened!Oh,and Arc's with me in this one.
Arc:Wait,why am I Carl again?
Pokefan:Well,Carl's a dude,so-
Arc:You do know the one with the flower hat's a dude too,right?
Pokefan:Yes,I do know that!I just really wanted to be Paul. And what you said's another reason why I'm Paul.-u-;
Pokefan:Arc!There is a dead human in our house!
Arc:Oh,hey!How did he get here?
Pokefan:Aaarc,what did you do?!
Arc:Me?!Dah,gah,I didn't do this!
Pokefan:Explain what happened,Arc!
Arc:I've never seen him before in my life.
Pokefan:Why did you kill this person,Arc?!
Arc:I do not kill people. That is-that is my least favorite thing to do.
Pokefan:Tell me,Arc,exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Arc:Alright. Well,I was upstairs.
Pokefan:Okay.
Arc:I was sitting in my room.
Pokefan:Yes?
Arc:Reading a book.
Pokefan:Go on.
Arc:And,uh,well,this guy walked in.
Pokefan:Okay.
Arc:So I went up to him.
Pokefan:Yes?
Arc:And I,uh,I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
...
Pokefan:Aaarc,that kills people!
Arc:Ohh!Oh,uh,wow,I,tuh...
Pokefan:Arc...
Arc:I didn't know that.
Pokefan:How can you not know that?!
Arc:Yeah,I'm in the wrong ear.I suck.
Pokefan:What happened to his hands?
Arc:What's that?
Pokefan:His hands,why-why are they missing?
Arc:Well,I kind of,uh,cooked them up,and ate them.
...
Pokefan:Aaarc!
Arc:Well,I was hungry!And when,you know,when you crave hands,that's...
Pokefan:Why on Earth would you do that?!
Arc:I was hungry for hands!Gimme a break!
Pokefan:Aaaarc!
Arc:My stomach was making the rumblies.
Pokefan:Arc!
Arc:That only hands could satisfy.
Pokefan:What is wrong with you,Arc?!
Arc:Well,I kill people and I eat hands,that's-that's two things.