Me: Konnichiwa! I have a friend helping me by doing this chapter 'Most of it...' My friend will be called Sayuri-san. 'Although it's not her real name so too bad if you want to know! Hehehe!' 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!' 'Your Inner you jackass' 'Why you little...'
I stuffed my Inner into a box through my imagination. And threw the box into the bin just when the collectors came and I saw her being carried away to the dump.
'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Sayuri: Konnichiwa! Well, technically this isn't really my first fanfic because... well... it's only one chapter. xD. Hope you enjoy it... :) 'My friend is acting weird all of a sudden. I wonder what's on her mind... ah well.'
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters...
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The Legend Came True
Chapter 1 Meet the Dope and the Teme.
'Get up you f...g, lazy bro! School starts in like 5 minutes and you haven't even gotten up!!' shrieked Itachi while throwing 5 pillows in succession at the lump underneath a pile of blankets. He dragged the blanket off the lump and found his own clothes stuffed in various plastic bags.
'Hn,' said a certain raven haired boy. Itachi whirled around to find his little brother smirking at him. 'I thinkyoushould hurry up you know. I mean, there are only 5 minutes left.
'ARGGHHHH,' Itachi cried, 'NOT AGAIN!!'
His brother left his smouldering brother really angry, no actually REALLY TICKED OFF.
(Sayuri: SAKURA!! I mean... KARI!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ADD THAT LAST BIT!! I'm not used to calling you Kari. WHYYYYYYYY??
Kari: It's just funny. Mwahahahahahaha.)
Sasuke heard Itachi practically killing his room. 'Aaah, music to my ears,' Sasuke said, loudly with a smirk. He turned around just as Itachi swore in long sentences and showed various rude hand gestures.
'SASUKE TEME! HURRY UP!!' screamed an impatient and very childish voice from outside. Sasuke lifted his head and looked out the window. He saw a small blonde boy with a dopey grin, 'HURRY UP!!' he shouted again.
'Hey Itachi!' Sasuke said.
He shouldn't have bothered because his brother was still yelling his head off, swearing.
'I'm leaving without you!' Naruto cried.
'Shut up dope,' Sasuke replied, 'I'm coming!'
Sasuke ran down the stairs making sure his kunai knife was tucked away in the pocket of his clothes. He got his bag, ran outside, closed the door, (the last thing he heard was an obscene word which came out of his brother's mouth.) and ran out to meet the grinning boy outside.
'You know teme, there are only 3 minutes left and it was because of you!' Naruto told Sasuke.
Sasuke said, 'dope,' under his breath.
Naruto carried on his blaming and teasing all the way to school. He never left a chance to show Sasuke up.
Author's note: Itachi was left forgotten...
When they arrived at Konoha High, the grounds were empty. They both rushed into the building. Naruto stopped Sasuke so he could catch his breath. 'Hurry up dope! Or we'll be late for class!' Sasuke said.
'Kakashi...pant...sensei...pant is always... pant late!' Naruto replied.
They dragged themselves up and started running again.
Further down the long corridor, the two boys collided into two girls. One with bright, pink hair and the other had long, blonde hair.
They helped each other up and dusted themselves off.
'Sooooooo... I haven't seen you here before. Who are you?' Naruto said rather clumsily.
The girl with the blonde hair replied, 'I'm Ino and this is Sakura.' Ino gestured to herself and pointed next to her. Her face turned to the place where Sakura was before. She wasn't there. Ino looked beside her and Sakura wasn't there. She looked behind her and found Sakura cowering and trembling with shyness.
'No time to catch up dope, we're already 5 minutes late for class,' Sasuke mumbled.
'Ok then. Where are you two headed?' Naruto asked, shoving his face into Ino's.
'Well, we're going to Homeroom right now with Kakashi- sensei.' Sakura whispered while looking at her schedule.
'WE ARE TOO!! LET'S GO TOGETHER!' Naruto yelled, covering Ino's face with spit, 'TEME!'
Naruto wheeled around to see Sasuke entering the classroom beside him. 'Never mind him,' Naruto said.
The girls and Naruto looked inside the classroom. They saw a number of students and a dog. They also saw Sasuke seating himself down in an empty isle. The teacher was nowhere to be seen. 'You guys go on, I'll come soon,' Naruto said, with a cheeky smile on his face.
'Ok, um...,' Ino said
'NARUTO, BELIEVE IT!!' Naruto screamed.
The girls sat next to the raven haired boy. 'What's your name?' Sakura asked, shyly.
The boy faced her and said softly, 'Sasuke Uchiha.'
'Ok.'
'Hey, Sasuke! What's Naruto doing?' Ino asked.
'Hm?'
'Over there.'
Sasuke turned around to see Naruto reaching up to place a duster over the door.
'He always does that. Typical dope,' Sasuke said and turned around again.
'But surely no one would fall for that, especially a chunin,' said the boy with the dog.
'Kiba, you should know by now that Kakashi sensei always gets donked on the head!' Naruto said, earnestly.
The dog growled.
'Calm down Akamaru,' Kiba told the dog.
The growling ceased.
Ino whispered, 'Who's that?' pointing to a girl with dark blue hair and a blank gaze, when Naruto returned.
'That's Hinata. She doesn't talk much, especially around me. I dunno what's up with her,' Naruto told Ino.
Ino looked at Hinata again and saw her twiddling her fingers.
'Then who's that?'
'That's the wise guy, Negi Hyuuga. He's Hinata's cousin, I think.'
'Ok...'
Ino's PoV
Gee... I'm stuck with a bunch of weirdoes. Well except for Sasuke. Hee hee hee hee.
Sakura's PoV
I'm so nervous! But I think I can probably make more friends. I wonder why Naruto is looking at me like that. It's getting creepy...
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Sayuri: Sooooo... how was it?
Me: GOOD!! But the first chapter was lost along with my USB. That's why I took a long time to update this...and now we have to do the first chapter AGAIN! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR
Sayuri: I'm bored...
Me: So am I... I KNOW!!
I whispered to Sayuri. Sayuri eyes gleamed with an evil aura surrounding us.
(We just had a big fight because Sayuri had no idea what I was going to type.)
We pointed our upgraded baka guns (read my first fanfic called 'Secret Powers') at the audience. They gulped.
Me & Sayuri: REVIEW OR DIE!!