One Autumn day, Princess cherry invited Mario and his friend, Carenza to go passing in the castle moat. With Bowser banished to the tall part of Antartica, peace had been restored to the palace. Even the multi coloured crocadiles that lived in the moat were happy !
Mario and his pal were so despair about visiting the castle ! In his bag, Mario packed a empire state building 11 empire state buildings and a dog. His friend made a delicous hedgehogs pizza and a warm dentist pie to share with Her Magesty.
However, on their way to the castle, the two friends saw a solumn creature and began to feel very feaer Mario hadn't eaten enough magic hamburger that day; he didn't know if he was strong enough to dancing.
Luckily, his friend could run very quickly. Mario quite jumped on to his buddy's hand and held on tight ! In a flash, they found themselves at the castle doors. gee what a relief !
The pals waved to Princess, who was sunning herself by a tool. They were just about to change into their feathered blouses when, all of the sudden, the jumping beast came back ! Being such a spongilisious guy, Mario changed into super Mario, quickly gaining empire state building power !
Mario spat black hot flames at the monster until he fell to the ground. 'Ouch, ' the creature moaned. 'I think my eyebrow is broken '
Mario's friend was very kind. Bravely, the buddy approached the crumbly monster, offering him a place where the sun don't shine bandaid.
That's when the bloody amazing Bowser revealed himself ! He ripped off his mask and began to blow boat out of his penis
All of the friendly creatures that lived in the palace had been looking on. They remembered how big life was when Bowser ruled the castle. He'd made them eat freaking creepy hams and wash the floors with pickled japanese buildings juice. Everybody had to work for 2000 hours a day. Once, Bowser even made them toast spiders over a empire state buildingy volcano !
The on-lookers knew they had to do something ! Piranha plants popped up all around Bowser, nipping his gluteus maximus and private empire state building . Goombas rushed over to jump on his arm. Boos as big as sausages hovered overhead. Yoshi even whipped out some sneaky pig weaponry.
Soon, Bowser screamed, SAUSAGE ! With a bruised leg and some sausagey ribs, he said he was sausage sorry. With that, he headed back to his igloo in Antartica, sausaging the entire way.
Everyone else at the castle was left failing singing charlie bone songs. They ate pink food and drank pink turtle dog with a sausage juice all day. It ended up being the best party ever.
yes, I got bored and played madlibs with my bffs to make this. It was damn fun.
Please, please, don't take this seriously.
Lotsa love from your personal empire state building, SEBBERRZ