Author's note: Any time "Bestest Friend Forevers" is said you must say it in and extremely dumb, girly voice or it will not have the right affect.
Harry Potter's refrigerator.
It had been a long hard day at Hogwarts and all Harry Potter wanted to do was raid his mini-fridge and go to bed. After struggling with the password to get past the Fat Lady he eventually made it up to his dorm. He flopped on to his bed with a slight "oof" before sitting back up and turning to his fridge to get a snack when he was faced with a dilemma – it was empty.
He blinked absolutely sure it had been full yesterday after splurging at honeydukes. He tried several revealing charms but nothing appeared. He shut the fridge and lay back on his bed drifting into a light sleep.
*Dream*
Harry was sitting in the Slytherin common room, next to Draco Malfoy. Draco was yelling rather loudly at Crabbe and Goyle for being useless ninnies and not fighting back when Neville Longbottom had said that they were bad at herbology. Harry chuckled because frankly, they were rather terrible at herbology but it was a fact and not something to get into a fight over.
Just as he was thinking this to himself, he realised exactly how odd it was that he was in the Slytherin common room. Then he realised it was also odd Draco hadn't ordered Tweedledee and Tweedledum to hit him yet.
"Oi, Malfoy!" He yelled.
No response. How very odd, thought Harry to himself. Normally some snarky remark would have exited the blonde wizard's mouth.
Suddenly Malfoy dismissed Crabbe and Goyle and started toward his bed. How awkward, Harry thought. But Malfoy didn't go to bed; instead he pulled out a large bag and quickly stuffed a bunch of... something Harry couldn't quite see in his mouth.
*End dream*
Suddenly he was woken by a large heavy object landed on him scream some ridiculous war cry. He scrambled for his glasses which had fallen off in the assault. After successfully placing them on his face, he sees the object is in fact Ron Weasley his Bestest Friend Forevers. After shoving Ron off him and explaining the problem, Ron says to him that one –it wasn't him because Harry had already bought Ron some sweets and two – Hermione should have a good spell for this.
Following some contemplation, Harry decides to visit his other Bestest Friend Forevers – Hermione Granger, the smartest witch of their age. Hermione immediately came up with a spell that should return all the food back to its place as well as say who took it in the first place.
While Hermione wasted time trying to teach Ron the spell, Harry went over his dream, confused by it. Was it real? If so he was sure to ask Malfoy exactly why he likes to stuff his large mouth with food... or not, he would probably find out what it was.
Eventually Hermione gave up trying to tell Ron and just went up with them to do it herself. When she finally did the spell after much complaining and explaining, nothing happened.
Of course, Hermione said after they pointed it out, that had they been listening they would know that the spell takes an hour to complete and promptly left. Harry and Ron spent the hour idling on their beds waiting and finally when the time was up, they jumped up and ran to the fridge, which was full of half digested lollies and a note saying "Draco Malfoy".