Okay...so my school starts back tomorrow, so I decided just to hurry up and spent three days on this first chap. I really am taking a break, I just felt like I needed to quickly do this before school.
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3 years after TPROTI…
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At the Hall of Legends, Mew was lying in his room in the dark, watching Soap Operas.
"He doesn't deserve you!" a Machoke told a Gurdurr.
"You don't either you pig!" the Gurdurr retaliated, striking the Machoke with her girder.
"That's right girl! He cheated on you three times with his own sister!" Mew shouted, fist pumping as he ate the last cheese puff out of his twenty-ninth bag.
"MEW!" he heard.
"Aw shit..." he cursed as he swiftly moved under his bed.
Celebi and Shaymin entered his room and saw that his TV was on, his bed was messy and stained with cheese stains and he had over twenty bags of the cheese puffs scattered around the floor, as well as crumbs.
"Ugh...he's such a pig..." Celebi groaned as she floated towards his bed and picked up the now empty bag that was there. "He's still in here somewhere...the bag's still warm..."
"MEW!" Shaymin shouted. "Arceus and Giratina want to see you now!"
Hearing that, Mew's eyes widened. "What the hell did I do?"
"There you are!" he heard before being pulled from underneath his bed by Celebi, who held him upside down by one of his feet.
"Ugh...how the hell did you know I was here?" he moaned, wiping his cheesy beard that he had gained.
"Next time...keep your tail fully hidden..." said Celebi, folding her arms as Mew floated up.
Mew groaned, eyeing his tail before lowering it back down. "So what do Arcy and Giry want?"
"We don't know, they just told us to find you and tell you to see them..." said Shaymin.
Mew groaned as Celebi and Shaymin left. "Better get going, you know they hate waiting..." Celebi teased.
"Yeah yeah..." he said as he floated out of his room.
He traveled through the hall, passing the other legends that were still there in their own rooms, until he made it to the center, where the two legends laid.
"Finally..." said Giratina, acknowledging him.
"What the hell took you so long?" asked Arceus, glaring at him.
"I didn't know what they wanted so I just hid..." said Mew, folding his arms.
"You scared of those two?" asked Giratina with a smirk.
"No, if someone yells my name, it has become a habit for me to hide..." he explained.
"Now...what is it?"
"Well, since you haven't been doing much of anything since Victini has been detained..." Arceus started. "We've decided to allow you to have another season of your show."
Mew's eyes widened. "Really?!"
"Yeah...it'll be interesting to see how you do without Victini for a while..." said Giratina.
"That's...good, but I still need a co-host..." said Mew.
"We know", said Giratina. "Which is why we're giving you...Yveltal!"
Mew paled. "Please no...he's WORSE than Victini!"
"Oh, well then who do you want?" asked Arceus.
"Ugh..." Mew groaned. "Um...Celebi, Jirachi, Kyurem, Darkrai, and Yveltal are out. Keldeo and Genesect have their own show, Raikou, Entei, and Suicune are on a hiatus, so they aren't gonna do it, Meloetta's annoying...Cresselia would be awkward because of our 'history', Manaphy would be too worried about everything..."
"Okay, what about Terrakion?" asked Giratina. "He hasn't been on a show..."
"Um...you think it'd be a good idea to take Heatran's man?"
"Oh...right...I remember when he went on you guys' show and he acted..." Giratina shuddered.
"Yeah...so those two are out. Mesprit, Azelf, and Uxie are out because they sorta hate me..." Mew said.
"Okay, how about we just give you Palkia and you deal with it..." said Arceus.
"Hmm...he does have the same personality as Victini, but a bit tamer..." said Mew.
"Or do you want Cobalion?"
"Oh no...he'll probably kill somebody..." said Mew. "Palkia it is!"
"Alright, get out of here!" said Giratina as Mew teleported back to his island.
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*Intro plays*
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Mew was floating back on a familiar island. "Welcome to Total...Pokemon...All-Stars!"
"Now that all of the toxic waste has been cleaned and mutants have been captured and detained…"
A scream was heard as a Machop intern ran across the beach screaming with a Ditto covering its head.
"Well, most of them anyway…" Mew continued. "...The producers decided to greenlight another season…"
Since he didn't have anyone else with him at that time, he gulped and laughed sheepishly. "So...we're bringing back fifty-four Total Pokemon all-stars to battle it out for a 5,000,000 Poke prize…"
As he finished that statement, an extremely large tiltrotor flew towards the island before hovering in place.
"From REVENGE of the Island, welcome back Nate!"
Nate looked out of the aircraft before being pushed out by a large hand and landing into the water.
"Nate's victim a.k.a sweetheart...Aylesha!"
"Oh boy…" Aylesha sighed before jumping out after him.
"World renown annoyance...Lowell!"
"That's right! I'm back baby!" Lowell exclaimed before getting kicked out of the aircraft.
"Mafia boss Giovanni…"
"STOP TALKING SO LOUD!" he shouted as he flew out.
"Silent player turned mean villainess...Mai!"
Mai rolled her eyes before flying out behind Giovanni.
"Miss Priss...Lilly!"
"I hate you all!" she screamed as she was thrown out of the plane by Zahku.
"Nobody's favorite villain...Vladimir!"
Vladimir groaned as he floated out of the tiltrotor. "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU GUYS?!"
Zahku ground pounded Vladimir into the water as Mew continued.
"Everyone's favorite stalker and stalkee…along with his girlfriend" started Mew. "Otto, Archie, and Sky!"
"Fuck you!" Archie shouted as he flew out, with Otto jumping on his back, dragging him down to the water as Sky growled. She flew down after the two of them.
"One half of the enemies turned lovers...Emilia!"
Emilia jumped out without saying a word.
"And finally...the friendship duo of shy brainiac Scarlett and pie guy Kyle!"
"You ready?" asked Kyle.
"I-I guess…" said Scarlett, who was clinging to his back.
"Woo-hoo!" Kyle cheered before jumping out with Scarlett.
"And...from our ORIGINAL cast…"
"Draco!"
The Hydreigon floated out with a menacing grin. "Time for payback…"
"The badass trio…"
"Kai...Jet...and Combat!"
Kai leapt out of the tiltrotor with ease, followed by Jet, and Combat, who had to be pushed out by Zahku because he wouldn't move.
"Our second season winner...Darren!"
"Wahhh!" he yelled as he was dropped by Zahku.
"Our spanish ape and former skank number one...Jason and Solis!"
Jason was looking down at the water with a bit of nervousness. "Um...heh heh…"
Solis rolled her eyes playfully before floated them out.
"Heartbroken drake...Volante!"
Volante growled before flying out.
"Everyone's favorite loser...Static!"
"FUCK YOU!" he screamed as he fell.
"Magic man….Hex!"
Hex teleported himself out of the aircraft.
"Mother-son duo…Lila and Sonan!"
Lila jumped out of the plane, Sonan on her back with a Nintendo 2DS in his arms.
"British bugger...Crowley!"
"Bloody wanker!" Crowley yelled as Zahku dropped him.
"Slutty plant...Carman!"
"I hate you!" Carman shouted as she fell from the tiltrotor.
Crowley gasped. "I'll catch you my queen!" he exclaimed, holding out his arms.
Carman landed in his arms with a glare. "I am NOT your queen! Now put me down!" she exclaimed.
"Chicken hater Zayn!"
"I will destroy you!" he yelled.
"Fierce leader Flame!"
The Charizard growled as he flew out of the aircraft.
"Ebony!"
The Manectric jumped out of the plane with a shout.
"The entire Evil Alliance!"
"Vile!"
"I hate Mew!" she shouted as she fell.
"Nero!"
"Fuck you guys!" he yelled.
"Aldon and Hope!"
"Why am I back in this damn game?!" Aldon exclaimed, with Hope close to him.
"Flynn!"
"You're all pathetic…" Flynn stated. It was then that Zahku came behind him and kicked him far out of the aircraft.
"Anger mismanagement...Shade!"
Shade jumped out without saying a word.
"Demenio!"
The Houndoom jumped from the aircraft with a yelp.
"Kracky boy!"
Krack groaned before being pushed out by Zahku.
"Razor and Vina...the breakers of Volante!"
"SHUT UP!" Volante yelled.
The two flew out of the tiltrotor.
"Mr. Stabby...Lawrence!"
Lawrence jumped from the large aircraft, as everyone in the water below him swam out of the way quickly. Once he landed, a large geyser of water shot up from his weight.
"Friendly gay...Ricky!"
Ricky jumped out quickly.
"Sapphire and Swift!"
"Uh...remind me why we's back…" Swift groaned.
"Money for the kids seem familiar?" Sapphire asked, giving him a glare. "Y'know...after you lost it all gambling?
"Oh...heh heh...y-yes dear…" he said nervously as they slithered out of the aircraft.
"Local fatsoes Laxish and M.P.S.!"
The two were pushed out of the aircraft.
"Dew!"
"I hate this fucking game so much…" Dew groaned as he jumped out of the aircraft.
"The Ded guy, along with Rocky and Piff!"
The Slaking jumped out of the tiltrotor, with Piff and Rocky in his arms.
"Urban thug….Hayden!"
The now Magmortar looked down at the water.
"Muthafucka there'd better be another way, 'cuz I ain't jumpin'"
Zahku pushed him out.
"FUCK YOU FATSO!"
"Mason...our third season winner!"
Mason jumped out of the aircraft with a scream.
"And his brother that everyone still wants to kill...Ray!"
Ray was holding onto Zahku's leg, before being shaken out into the water.
"And...our randomness expert...Kevin!"
"YAY!" Kevin cheered floating out of the tiltrotor. "I'm back with crazy competition people!"
"Oh Arceus…" Swift groaned in annoyance.
"Just ignore him…" Sapphire said.
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Everyone was back on shore. Those who had to swim trying to dry off and cool themselves down.
"This game is fucking torture…" Hope groaned. "Why can't some of us just be excluded like the others?!"
"Because you all are special…" said Mew.
Hayden eyed Kevin and Kyle, who were smashing waffles and pies together to try to eat them. "Yeah...really special…"
"So…" Lila said, still getting dry. "Where's Victini?"
"Is he dead?" Vladimir asked cheerfully.
"NO!" Mew exclaimed. "He's just...detained…"
Almost everyone gained a smile.
"So...you're gonna run the show alone this time?" asked Archie before hitting Otto away. "Fuck off!"
"You will be mine!" Otto growled. "Sky won't be there for you forever…"
"What is with this freak?" Draco whispered to Flame.
"I don't know…" Flame replied..
"Anyways...to answer Archie's question...no, I won't be alone...because I'll be accompanied by...Palkia!"
A ring appeared next to Mew and the gigantic water dragon appeared with a roar.
"Out of everyone...they make me be your co-host?"
"Don't complain…" said Mew.
"Seriously though...out of everyone...they send dickhead?" asked Nero.
"Don't make me flatten you…" Palkia growled.
Nero teleported into a Wailord. "You were saying?" he said, his voice echoing.
"CLOSE YA MOUTH YA IDIOT!" Giovanni exclaimed, holding his ears.
Nero changed back to normal before glaring at the bird.
"Anyways, this season is going to be very interesting…" said Mew.
"And how is that?" asked Vile, folding her arms.
"Yeah, what are you gonna do?" asked Shade. "You gonna make us kill each other for your amusement?"
"No…" said Palkia before whispering to Mew. "Are we?"
"Wha-NO!" Mew exclaimed. "That's something Yveltal would do!"
"Well then, what is it?" asked Piff.
"Does it involve beating Ray to a bloody pulp?" asked Ded, cracking his knuckles.
"Are you still on that?!" Ray exclaimed. "How long has it been? Like...three or four years?! I'm better now!"
"Sure…" said Lila, glaring at him. "I'm still going to rip you apart for touching my ass…."
"You already did! Come on! Learn to grow up!"
"OKAY!" Mew shouted, getting everyone's attention. "This season is full of changes. For one, the island is now detoxified!"
"Is that even a word?" Darren asked Zayn, who was glaring at Kai.
He shrugged, still glaring, making Darren sigh.
"Along with that...we've upgraded your accommodations!" said Mew as Zahku pushed a TV next to them. On the screen, it showed a huge mansion. "This season...the losers will have to sleep in the crappy old shacks…."
"Wait...didn't one of them burn down?!" Vladimir exclaimed.
"Yes...it's been rebuilt…" said Mew.
"I'm guessing with the same parts…" Demenio stated.
"Shut it!" Mew exclaimed. "Jeez...now that majority of you guys are adults, you've gotten really agitating…"
"YOU TRY LIVING WITH THE DAMN MEMORIES FOR YEARS!" Aldon exclaimed.
"Yeah yeah…" said Mew. "Anyways...as I was saying, the losers will still sleep in the crappy cabins, while the winners will get to stay in the all-new Winner's Lounge! Complete with butler, jacuzzi, twenty-four hour masseuse, gaming lounge, drinking parlor, breakfast in bed, and one room for each of you!"
Everyone started cheering and gasping in amazement.
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Giovanni: Need...that…
My team had better not be full of dumbasses this time!
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"Okay...make sure my fucking team isn't terrible this time…" said Giovanni.
"Asshole! You were a horrible leader!" Mai exclaimed.
"Quiet toots…"
"Speaking of teams...because you're all all-stars...this season, you'll be divided into two categories", said Mew.
"Heroes and Villains…" Palkia added.
"Exactly!" said Mew.
Upon hearing that, some knew who their teammates were, while others were confused because of their changes throughout the series.
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Vile: Me and Nero are obviously on the villain's team...it wouldn't be right if we weren't. Right baby?
Nero: Right…
The two kissed.
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Vina: Okay...I've done some calculations...and there are definitely more heroes than villains here! How do they expect to be fair?
Wait...why am I asking? That means that no assholes will win!
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"Giovanni, Mai, Lowell, Vladimir, Lilly, Draco, Zayn, Carman, Crowley, Ray, Hayden, Swift, Jason, Solis, Lawrence, Otto, Razor, Nero, Vile, Flynn, Aldon, Hope, Krack, Ebony, Nate, Kevin, and Vina...you guys are the Villainous Victinis…." Mew explained.
"I thought Victini wasn't here…" said Razor, folding his arms.
"Hey, the name still works, deal with it…"
"Wait a second!" Vina exclaimed, saddened. "Why am I a villain?!"
"Because you started having feelings for another guys while you were dating someone...then you went to that other guy when you broke up…"
"But that's a-"
"Slut move…" Palkia finished with a laugh.
Razor and Volante both growled angrily upon hearing that.
"Okay, why the hell is Nate over there?!" Aylesha exclaimed.
"Eredar…" Nate stated simply, folding his arms.
"Um...who?" asked Flynn.
"Don't ask…"
"YAY!" Kevin cheered.
Everyone groaned. "WHY?!"
"He can be dangerous if reprogrammed…" said Mew. "Now, no more questions... the rest of you…"
"Kyle, Archie, Scarlett, Sky, Aylesha, Emilia, Demenio, Shade, Ricky, Kai, Combat, Jet, Darren, Hex, Sapphire, Lila, Sonan, Flame, Static, Mason, Volante, Laxish, M.P.S., Ded, Rocky, Piff, and Dew, you guys are the Majestic Mews…"
"Quite a name you've made for yourself…" said Static sarcastically.
"Five bucks he gets eliminated second again…" said Mew.
"You're on…" said Palkia.
"Fuck you!" Static exclaimed.
"Okay, everything is now settled", Mew said.
"Good, can we relax now?" asked Hex.
"Of course you can't…" said Palkia. "It's time for the first challenge right?"
"Wow...you're catching on well…" said Mew.
"Ugh...the challenge already?!" Ebony groaned.
"Yes wolfman…" said Mew. "Now...follow us to the cliff!"
Almost everyone looked at each other nervously. "This ain't good…"
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Everyone was on the top of the cliff. And knowing Mew, this meant that they were doing the same thing.
"So...you're making us jump off of the cliff again…" Laxish said.
"Ugh...can you guys just shut up and let me explain the challenges before you complain?" asked Mew as everyone stayed quiet this time around.
"Now...your first challenge will be to jump off of the cliff into the Sharpedo infested water in order to retrieve keys for the lounge."
"Then, you will have to swim to shore and jump onto one of the motorcycles from season two's biker challenge in order to see if the door opens", Palkia added. "The first team to open the door will win."
Mew gave him a suspicious look. "Yeah…now, only three of the keys will work, so you have to make sure that you choose wisely and you know...survive."
"And, one diver per team at a time because there is one motorcycle per team, so you will have to wait a while…" said Palkia, causing everyone to groan in annoyance.
"Okay, now that everyone's happy, let's get started…" said Mew.
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"Alright, which of yous is going first?" asked Giovanni.
"I got this…" Lowell said, stepping forward. "Knowing that you losers aren't going to be brave enough to do it...this will show my dominance…"
He looked over the cliff and saw a familiar looking Machamp wearing a diving mask. He gasped in fear. "S-Sheeva!"
"Uh...who is that?" asked Jason.
"Oh, it's a mutant Machamp who hates him and wants him to possibly die…" said Lilly.
"YAY! DEATH!" Kevin cheered.
"Hurry up Jet!" They heard.
Looking down, they saw Jet on his team's motorcycle holding a key.
Vile gasped. "We're fucking behind?!"
She angrily pushed Lowell off of the cliff. He screamed as he made it to the water, only to be punched back up by Sheeva. Once he made it back up, he landed on Crowley.
Carman clapped. "Best thing ever…"
"Ugh….fuck this!" Nero shouted as he dove into the water. Under the surface, he saw a multitude of keys. He randomly grabbed one, avoiding a Sharpedo as he swam to the shore.
Jet came back. "It didn't work!" he shouted.
Nero hurried and jumped on his team's motorcycle before speeding towards the cabin and lounge.
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"Okay, I'll go next!" Shade as he jumped down.
He landed in the water before grabbing a key and swiftly swimming onto shore. He got on the motorcycle and started riding. Along the way, he saw Nero passed by with an agitated look on his face.
Shade had made it through everything and got to the lounge. He looked at the huge building in awe before rushing to the door.
The door wouldn't open with the key, so he growled and headed back to his motorcycle.
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Otto was trying to get at Archie, which Swift noticed intently.
"Ey!" he yelled. "Blade boy! Get your ass back ova here!"
Otto ignored him as Sky used Flamethrower, which he dodged and made hit Ebony, who fell off of the cliff.
Shade arrived back on his motorcycle, and upon seeing it, Ricky jumped.
Ebony landed in the water and groaned as he resurfaced. "This is complete bullshit!"
He started looking down under the water to get a key as Ricky landed into the water on top of him.
Ebony rose his head up to breathe and growled angrily at him. Ricky, upon seeing all of the Sharpedo, as well as Sheeva, used Thunder, electrifying the water and knocking out all of the Sharpedo...and Sheeva.
He sighed in relief before seeing Ebony running towards the motorcycle on the shore. He gasped before grabbing a key and swimming after him.
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"So...how've you guys been?" asked Ded to some of the others, attempting to make conversation.
"Fine…" said Dew. "Ally and I are married, and Magic Man here is engaged to Morgan... "
"Really?" asked Lila with a smile.
Hex blushed and nodded.
"She's a lucky girl…" Lila laughed.
"She really is…" said Emilia. "I know I'm with Sadao, but I doubt that he'd risk his own life to save me from a pool of lava."
"Please, no mentioning of that…" Hex said with a serious face.
"Yeah, Morgan went to therapy for a while because of that…" Dex explained, glaring at Ray, who was hiding behind a rock by the villains.
"Well, Shine and I are now married…" Shade brought up.
"Yes...after fourteen months…" Demenio laughed.
"Says the only brother not married yet…" Shade retorted.
Demenio growled as the revving of motorcycles were heard and Razor jumped down.
"Is Ricky back?!" asked Piff, who was preparing to jump.
"And...NOW!" Rocky exclaimed as Piff jumped down.
Razor knocked a Sharpedo away from him as Piff landed in the water. She resurfaced with a key before swimming quickly towards her team's motorcycle.
Seeing this, Razor tossed one attacking Sharpedo at another before flying towards the motorcycle.
Vina watched as he rode off before beginning to move away from her 'team'. It wasn't fair. She was nice for three seasons, but because of her becoming attracted to a new guy and dumping her boyfriend, who wanted to try again, she was reduced to a heartless skank?
Volante noticed her demeanor and went over to her.
"Um...hey…" Vina heard before turning around. Seeing Volante, she looked down a bit. "Hi…" she replied.
"So...how are things with Razor?" Volante asked, slight depression evident in his voice.
"Things are…" Vina started before seeing his eyes, which showed sadness. "...okay."
"Oh...well, good", Volante said. "Nothing wrong at all?"
"Uh…"
"Here comes Razor!" Draco shouted.
Vina flew towards the edge to see, leaving Volante to sigh and sit on the other side, alone.
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Volante: Yes, I still love Vina. I always will, but...she loves Razor and I can't change it…
Unless he does something that breaks her heart...I'll have to deal with it
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Carman dove off of the cliff as Piff came back. Aylesha jumped off this time and used Seed Bomb on the Sharpedo that were waiting for her, knocking them out.
She grabbed a spear-shaped key before swimming behind Carman, who hurried to the motorcycle.
Carman sped off, followed by Aylesha.
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"GO AYLESHA!" Nate cheered.
"Um...dumbass, she's on the opposite team!" Flynn exclaimed.
"So?" asked Nate. "I can cheer for whoever I want…"
"Not while you're on this team…" said Vile.
"None of you 'villains' scare me...you guys suck…" said Nate simply.
"Um...you're a newb…" said Hayden. "You need to respect…."
"Sure…" said Lilly. "We newbs will respect you when you actually act like villains…"
"Says the girl who got eliminated by Porky…" said Giovanni.
"Says the bird that got eliminated by the girl he thought liked him…" Lilly retorted.
"Yeah...being eliminated by Lowell's more pathetic, sorry…" said Mai.
"Ugh…" Vladimir groaned as he, Hope, and Aldon sat at the edge of the cliff waiting for Carman.
"They are getting so annoying…" Hope admitted.
"They've always been annoying on my part…" said Vladimir.
"Yeah...we can see", said Aldon, turning and hearing their arguments. "And hear…"
"I outlasted all of them...and according to Victini, I'm the worse villain…" Vladimir laughed. "Granted, I made hollow threats and never truly eliminated anyone single-handedly, but I still tried."
"Oh…" said Aldon. "Well...since third season, the two of us have become a bit tamer…"
"Yeah, we don't really care about the 'evil' aspect anymore, but we can still be it when we need to...such as this season…" Hope explained with an evil giggle.
"Well...hopefully we'll be fine for the most part…" said Vladimir as Carman came back, along with Aylesha.
"I'm coming for you my queen!" Crowley said as he dove off of the cliff.
"Ugh...how can anyone stand him?" asked Vladimir.
"Don't ask…" the couple said.
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Crowley and Laxish landed into the water. Carman and Aylesha started running back up the cliff.
"My queen! Watch me bring us the win!"
"I AM NOT YOUR QUEEN!"
"Dude, just stop with that…" said Laxish as he dodged a bite from a Sharpedo. "She hates you!"
"Quiet you bag of lard...you know nothing", said Crowley as he revved up the motorcycle….and crashed into the side of the cliff.
"Yeah...and I know nothing…" Laxish said as he hopped onto the motorcycle with a fry-shaped key.
Crowley regained himself before driving after the Munchlax.
Laxish drove through the forest and to the lounge. He ran up the stairs before trying the key. It didn't work, so he immediately swallowed it and ran back to his motorcycle, before being hit from behind by Crowley.
"Watch it!" Laxish exclaimed, driving back.
Crowley ran up to the door and tried his key before throwing it down in anger. "Damn it!"
He hopped back onto the motorcycle and began uncontrollably driving towards the cliff again.
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"Oh, so you guys are roommates?" asked Scarlett to M.P.S.
"Yeah...everyone thinks that because we always hang out with each other and are always together, we're gay…" said M.P.S.. "It's not a new thing to us…"
"Wow...that's nice damage control…" said Kyle.
"Yeah…"
"Here he comes!" Static said as he jumped down.
"Ugh...where is Crowley?!" exclaimed Krack.
"I think I see him…" Ebony said, squinting. "He's driving terribly…but he's coming…"
"You're up Vile!" said Carman.
"Ha! Screw you…" said Vile. "I am NOT jumping…"
"Yes you is!" said Giovanni.
"It's yes you are…" Mai corrected. "Learn to speak in complete sentences wannabe mobster…"
"Ey!" Swift exclaimed. "We speak...how we wanna speak….you don't control anyone…"
"Excuse me, but aren't you whipped by you wife?" asked Mai. "So you don't control anything either…"
"AND THE MEWS ARE IN THE LEAD!"
"What?!" Hope exclaimed before jumping down.
Static tried opening the door, but it did not work. Cursing, he ran back to the motorcycle and rode back towards the cliff.
Hope saw Static pass by her as she sped up to the lounge.
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"I'll go next!" Dew said, jumping down.
Dew started used Megahorn on two of the Sharpedo before swimming swiftly to the shore. He climbed onto the motorcycle and drove towards the lounge as Hope came back.
Solis jumped next. She used Dazzling Gleam underwater, making the Pokes underneath move away from her.
She reemerged up with a key before floating out of the water and towards the motorcycle as Hope made her way to the top of the cliff again.
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Dew used his key first, but it didn't work. He prepared to go bacl before taking out one of his swords to try to pick the lock.
"No no no Dew...no swordplay…"
Dew growled before resheathing his swords and rushing back to his motorcycle. Solis drove up to the lounge and tried her key.
"Ugh...do ANY of these things work?!" Solis exclaimed.
"Of course…" said Palkia. "You just gotta keep going…"
Solis growled as she ran to her motorcycle and started driving back.
Dew came back, prompting Kai to jump next. Seeing this, Zayn immediately jumped down after him.
Zayn used Leaf Blade on a Shapedo he landed on. Reemerging, he looked around for Kai and glared at him.
He swam extremely quickly onto the shore and changed into his Mega Form. He turned around and launched the end of his tail towards Kai, who sensed it.
Showing agility, he scraped one of his legs down, allowing himself and the motorcycle to slide down to the ground and dodge it as the tail end passed over him and embedded itself in a tree.
Kai flicked Zayn off, prompting the Mega Sceptile to hop on the motorcycle, key in claw, after him.
Upon making it to the lounge, Kai tried to open the door, and growled when it didn't work. He turned around and used Flare Blitz on Zayn, who tried to attack him from behind.
After that, he picked him up and threw him at the crappy cabin. Kai dusted off his claws before hopping back on his motorcycle and riding back to the cliff.
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Kai: *shrugs*
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Zayn: I will murder him…
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Kai made it back, and Ded tossed Mason into the water.
"WHY?!" Mason exclaimed as Sharpedo dragged him underwater. He screamed underwater, making it bubble.
"Where the hell is Zayn?!" exclaimed Lawrence. "They may have a lead."
"Mason's getting mauled by Sharpedo…" Vile said.
"HELP!"
"I doubt we can call that a lead on us…" she finished, folding her arms.
"And...here he comes!" Ebony exclaimed.
Zayn started driving towards the cliff, back in his normal state. He parked and ran back up the cliff.
"HOORAY!" Kevin cheered as he started floating down.
Ray saw this and his eyes widened. He quickly ran forward and pulled him back up. "He gets wet...he short circuits...he kills us all…"
"Oh...well in that case…" Aldon started. He pulled Ray down and tossed him over the edge.
Zayn made it back up and prepared to attack Kai again, but he sidestepped him and crashed into Otto, who was still trying to get to Archie.
Kai picked them both up and tossed them over to the other villains. Who they landed on you may ask? And the answer…
"OW!" Flynn groaned. "Get the hell off of me!"
"Oh please, you know you bottom…" Draco laughed.
"I ain't gay douchebag!" Flynn yelled.
"Of course you aren't…" Draco said sarcastically.
"Shut up!"
Mason crawled out of the water groaning in pain before climbing onto the motorcycle. He revved it and started going slow.
Ray yelled as he ran out with a key. He panted erratically before going to the motorcycle and driving after Mason.
He actually passed Mason and made it to the lounge first. However, his key still didn't work.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE!" he exclaimed.
Mason came up after him and upon trying his key, he collapsed from exhaustion.
Ray grinned before hurrying back to his motorcycle and riding back to the cliff.
"Alright, this time, I'm golden!" Lowell said, jumping off of the cliff. He landed into the water before grabbing a key. Sharpedo leapt him hungrily as Mason slowly made his way back to the cliff.
Lowell crawled out of the water, yanking one of the Sharpedos' teeth from his butt in the process.
"Ugh…"
Ded jumped down and Focus Punched a Sharpedo that jumped at him. Underwater, he picked up a key and swam to the shore quickly as Lowell got on his team's motorcycle.
"So long sucker!" he exclaimed as he revved it up. He started driving, but he lost control of it and drove into the water, rendering his team's motorcycle now useless.
"RAHHH!" Draco yelled. "I'll kill him!"
Ded made it to the lounge, but his key still didn't work.
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"What the hell are we gonna do now?!" Krack exclaimed.
"Steal their motorcycle…" said Vile with a smirk as she saw Ded heading back. "Who's jumping this time?"
Nate rolled his eyes as he jumped off of the cliff.
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Nate: She could've just jumped herself. These veterans are so brainless and self-centered it's not funny…
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Kyle swam to the shore with a key in his mouth and hopped onto the motorcycle. Nate dodged the Sharpedo and grabbed a key before using Vine Whip to hitch a ride.
Carman was actually amazed as she watched the hedgehog sand surf behind Kyle.
"Yes!" Kyle cheered as he hopped off.
He quickly ran to the lounge, with Nate right behind him. Kyle thrust his key inside, allowing the door to open.
"THE DOOR IS OPEN! MEWS WIN!" Mew exclaimed.
Nate groaned.
"VICTINIS! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR ELIMINATION!"
The villains all growled angrily.
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Everyone was at the elimination ceremony.
"Welcome everyone to the first all-star elimination ceremony!" Mew exclaimed.
The Majestic Mews were all sitting in a set of bleachers with a peanut on it.
"Why are we here?" asked Sonan.
"Yeah, I want to have first dibs in the jacuzzi!" Darren exclaimed.
"Don't worry, you'll have your fun…" said Mew. "But before you go...why not see the losers eliminate someone?"
"Okay, well hurry up then!" Lila exclaimed.
"Okay, but first, I need a volunteer from the Majestic Mews to get a reward!"
"I'll go!" Flame said quickly.
"Flame!" Mew said. "Your reward...is spending the night on Skull Island with all of the detained mutant Pokemon!"
"WHAT?!" he exclaimed. "How is that a reward?!"
"Because...there's an invincibility statue hidden there…" said Mew. "Find it...and you're good."
"Now you tell us?!" Mason exclaimed.
"Yeah…" said Mew. "Now, losers...this season, you will vote normally…so get going!"
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Vile: Duh…
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Ebony: Obviously…
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Swift: Bye bye pork rind…
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Hayden: I oughta make bacon…
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Otto: Archie...you will be mine!
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Kevin: WAFFLES!
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Lawrence: I would love to impale him on my spikes…
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"Okay, the votes are casted... the ones safe are…" Mew started. "Vladimir, Nate, Nero, Vile, Hope, Aldon, Flynn, Carman, Crowley, Vina, Razor, Solis, Jason, Otto, Krack, Lawrence, Swift, Hayden…"
They all received poffins.
"...Kevin, Zayn, Ebony, Lilly, Draco, Mai, and Giovanni!"
"Ray...you were the most wicked villain this show has ever seen...and everyone wants your guts on a silver platter…" Mew said, making Ray gulp in fear.
"And Lowell...you cost your team the challenge with your annoying overconfidence…"
"Oh please, just give me my poffin…" said Lowell.
"The first loser of Total...Pokemon...All-Stars is…
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...Lowell!"
"WHAT?!" Lowell exclaimed angrily as he stood. "You all are fucking idiots!"
"Not as idiotic as you!" Swift hissed.
"Fuck you all...where's the fucking catapult…"
"Oh, that's another change…" said Mew. "This season, we have a new elimination method…"
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Lowell was inside of a large toilet.
"The Flush of Shame!" Mew announced.
"You're kidding right?" asked Razor, astounded.
"Nope…" said Palkia.
"This is complete bullshit and you assholes know it!"
Mew pressed a button, flushing Lowell, who screamed the entire time.
The Victinis stared in disgust before heading back to their loser cabin.
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Vile held Aldon, Hope, Flynn, and Nero behind.
"Let me guess...you want to make the alliance again?" asked Flynn.
"Of course…" said Vile. "These other losers won't stand a chance…"
"Um...sorry, but see here...every time I get involved with you guys now...I guess eliminated fucking early!" Flynn exclaimed. "Not this time, sorry not sorry…" he said, walking off.
"Oh well, who needs him...the four of us will-"
"Actually...Hope and I are deciding not to work with THIS alliance this time.." Aldon said.
"What?" Vile asked, shocked. "Hope...is that true?"
"Yes...sorry girl…" said Hope. "We want to see if we can get these other "villains" on our side and see how useful they really are…"
Vile sighed. "Fine…"
"Look, this doesn't change anything", said Aldon with a smile.
"Yeah...we're still friends, we're just not working together in secret...we're still a team…" said Hope.
"I guess…" said Vile.
"See...so don't get so upset…" said Aldon.
Nero picked her up on his shoulders, making her grin.
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And that's the end of that...nothing major, just the first chap. Lowell's gone...good riddance. I know it seems like not everyone got to speak as much, but that'll happen more with progression now that this first chap is established. I hope you all enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars! See ya guys, BYE!