Equilla: I don't own any of these character's except Reeva, and I don't mean to offend those of you who write yaoi, you are great people, I'm just trying to keep them in character and break the 4th wall as well. So no offense to any of you people.
Mokuba:and the disclaimer is that no characters except Reeva don't belong to Equilla.
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-----------------------------Unexpected Visitor--------------------------------------
Tea was happily dusting a shelf when she heard a knock on the door. She skipped to it and opened it only to look shocked and a bit annoyed. On the other side of the door was her cousin Reeva, carrying a suitcase.
"Heya cous," Reeva said pushing in past Tea.
"Your not my cousin, and I don't have any named Reeva," Tea complained back watching Reeva lounge out across the couch and turn the TV on.
"Well I am for this story ok."
"Ok, but what are you doing here, and why do you have a suitcase?"
"I'm going to stay with you for a bit."
"Ow no your not," Tea commanded back turning the telly off.
"Yes I am," Reeva commented turning the television back on again, "anyway, its not like you'll be having any boy over."
"Excuse me," Tea exclaimed turning the box back off, "What do you mean by that."
"Well it is unlikely that you'll be having a boyfriend over anytime soon."
"I could get a boyfriend at anytime I wanted."
"ok then how about a dare. If you manage to get a date today, I will go and take back the comment, but if you don't I'm staying for however long I want."
"Deal"
"You better start go looking for that date missy, time is ticking away," Reeva commented causing Tea to rush out the door as the tube was turned back on again.
Outside Tea was pausing thinking who she could ask to take her on a friendly date to help her win the dare. She knew that Yami and Yugi would do anything to help a friend, but they were out of town at the present time. So she then set out on her search to find someone to take her on a date.
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On her way to Joey's she spotted him halfway down the street. She raced to meet him and tell him what was going on and asking him to help her, but upon arriving she was partly out of breath.
"Joey, can you help me with something. My cousin dared me to get a date today, and if I don't win she is going to stay at my place, which will be awful. So will you help me win the dare, just as friends of course, not a serious date," was what Tea tried to say, but it came out more like, "Joey, .. you .. me with my cousin…date today… stay at my place … serious date."
This of course would scare anyone, and it did scare Joey. He was about to run when she started to correct herself.
"Sorry I was out of breath. I meant to say, Can you help me win a dare I have with my cousin. She dared me that I wouldn't be able to get a date by the end of the day, and if she wins she is going to stay at my house which will be awful. I was wondering if you could take me on a fake date, at least for the first part and then we could meet with the others or something," Tea corrected herself.
Relieved that Tea wasn't coming onto him, or trying to get him to date her cousin, or she was going on a date with her cousing, which her first try all sounded like, still couldn't help.
"Sorry Tea I can't," Joey apologised, "I'm about to take Serenity on a holiday. You should try Tristian or Duke."
Of course part of his thinking behind that was that it could get at least one of them it would get one of them away from his sister. Tea then nodded and watched him leave. After Joey had gone Weavil, who had been near by and had overheard what was said.
"I could always help you with that dare," Weavil commented to Tea from behind her.
The sound of his voice had scared her make her jump and spin around yelling at him, "Don't sneak up on me, like that. Also no thanks that's ok."
Slightly repulsed by his offer Tea quickly high tailed it out of there.
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Tea then soon tracked own Duke and Tristian who were having lunch outside a resteraunt.
Tea then quickly told them the same thing she told Joey, but this time she did it properly the first time.
"Sorry can't help," they both replied at the same time, "Serenity might think I don' like her as much."
Having heard what the other said they both stood up from their seats and started fighting verbally against each other.
"I don't even know why you bother trying to win over Serenity, she would never go for a person so female," Tristian yelled at Duke.
"Then explain how she likes me more then you," Duke yelled back.
"I doubt it, who was the one who risked his life to save her back in the virtual reality world."
"Yeah that act sure showed off your stupidity to her."
Becoming embarresed by the scene the two were making Tea quickly interrupted, "Serenity would probably think it is nice of someone to help me with this, it would also make them seem like a better person to Joey as well."
This only caused them to fight over who was going with Tea, with both of them no wanting to, only to impress Serenity of course. But after awhile they reached a agreement that it any girl other then Serenity wasn't worth risking their part friendship for. So they said sorry to Tea before leaving.
-------------------------------------The Fainter and the Illiterate--------------------------------
Tea soon then reached Ryou's house, knowing how kind he was, and sure that he would be happy to help.
After knocking on the door Ryou soon opened it saying a friendly hi to Tea.
"Hey Ryou, I was wondering if you could help me win a dare with my cousin. See she dared me that I wouldn't be able to get a date today and I have to win otherwise she is going to live with me."
At this point Ryou had started to blush, unnoticed by Tea.
"I was wondering if you could help me by taking me on a date."
At this point the blush had spread and he was completely red.
"It would be a completely friendly date of course."
She was then interrupted by a thud as Ryou fainted, falling to the ground and producing this noise. Tea just looked shocked at the body as Bakura came up curious at what the noise was.
Seeing the fainted Ryou Bakura asked, "What did you do to him?"
Tea then explained to him everything and asked if he would help her with her problem."
Bakura shook his head, "Nope, firstly your friends with my enemy, secondly I would prefer to be in one of those yaoi fics, and I hate those so much as being gay is a biig sin for us ancient egyptians, causing us to go to hell."
At this time he turned towards you, yes you readers, that is right he is looking at you.
"Cause us ancient Egyptians are straight, straight do you hear me, not bu, not gay, s t r a t e. Though of course I can't talk for Marik or Malik.
"Umm, Bakura that isn't how you spell straight," Tea interrupted.
"Hey I never even learnt how to read hieroglyphics, how do you expect me to know how to spell in modern languages," Bakura retorted slamming the door in her face, leaving Tea a bit hurt about his comments of preference.
-----------------------------------------Move your Mouth----------------------------------------
Tea had started become worried that she would loose the dare, and decided to try the Kaiba's. Mokuba was way too young for her to bother, and Seto was, well cold as stone, but she might as well try.
After ringing the door bell Mokuba answered the door and comented a cheerful hello.After ringing the door bell Mokuba answered and she asked for Kiaba. Mokuba nodded happily and quickly went off to get his brother, while Tea thought about the best way to ask Kiaba.
Seto came to the door with his normal solemn face and asked grumpily, "What do you want."
"Hi Seto, I know that you don't like me or my friends much because we are friends with Yami and Yugi, but here me out on this," Tea begged, "You see I am in a dare that I can't get a date by the end of the day. If I loose this then my cousin is going to stay with me which would be really awful, and you are kinda my last hope. So I was wondering if you could take me out on a false date."
Seto looked at her processing what she said for a little while before bursting into laughter and slamming the door in her face.
After having a door slammed in her face for a second time that day Tea started walking through the entertainment section of town, trying to figure out who else could help. While doing so she ran into the same DDR guy which she had faced off against before Duel City. (Equilla: what I can't remember his name)
Remembering that he had wanted to date her before, so she told him of his predicament.
The DDR guy said ok and then Tea made a mistake, she started to go on a friendship speech about how her other friends didn't fulill their full duty as friends by not helping her with her problem. While this was happening DDR guy started to easily guess why it had been hard for her to find someone to take her out. Realising that she didn't hear him say that he had changed his mind the first time, left a note and left quickly, with Tea still going on her friendship speech. By the time she noticed, he had left and it was getting rather late. So she quickly left to find others.
---------------------------------Last Rescources---------------------------------------------------
As she had nearly given up and was starting her long and depressing journey home she spotted Rex Raptor and Wevil Underwood. She then shivered and felt disgusted at what she was about to do.
After catching up to them Rex eyed her suspiciously and Weavil already knew what she was talking about as she told them her problem.
As she finished and asked for their help Rex gave a solid no and Weavil put on a snotty air.
"Aah so now you come crawling back to me hey," He sneered, "Well guess what, I decided that your not worth my time."
The two then left leaving Tea shaking there furious at the annoying beatle haired annoyance. She then countiued on her way dodging the cars that were driving around her as she found herself in the middle of the road. She then came across the Ishtar's house. She shrugged to herself, and thought 'Why not, it isn't like I have any other choice, and there is no way it could be worse.'
As she then went up to the door and was about to knock when she heard noises coming from inside.
Marik (Equilla; of you read my other stories you know I mean the less evil one) ran past the door screaming, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"
Then she heard Malik run after him yelling, "Get back here so I can stick you with my rod."
Remembering what Bakura had yelled at the readers earlier, and not wanting to know what was happening inside, Tea quickly backed away then bolted home.
Inside the Ishtar's house, Ishizu and Odion were watching Marik be chased around the house by Malik who had the millennium rod raised in a dagger form.
She then very quickly backed away remembering what Bakura had said, and then ran at full pelt.
"Malik stop that," Ishizu snapped at her brother and his darker half, "and you two wonder where people get the idea to do yaoi's of you two."
Odion who was watching them as if it was a normal thing commented blandly, "it would probably help if they didn't wear so much purple as well."
Marik ran past them again, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! Get him away from me, he is trying to kill me!"
Malik closely ran after him, "You used my hair gel, so I have a solid reason this time."
-----Return in Defeat (note: for this last bit the layout is different to stop confusion)----
Giving up Tea returns home her head lowered in defeat. As she entered her house she found Reeva still couching boredly on the lounge, watching the same channel on TV.
Reeva is still couching boredly on the lounge watching TV.
Reeva: so no luck
Tea: looking defeated I hate you
Reeva: aah hard turn downs then
Tea: I am giving up guys for life
Reeva: well I hope your spare room is tidy cause I probably will be staying for awhile.
Tea: Why do some of you authors hate me so
Voice from above: Because you are so perky, and always so perfect and going on about friendship, it gets sickening and annoying
Tea: ow
Voice from above: readers also like to see certain characters get bashed up like this
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Weavil is trying to catch bugs
A large monty python foot comes down and squashes him.
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Tea: ok I'm going to stop complaining now
Reeva: good girl now go get me a drink
Tea: no
Reeva: why not
Tea: me being your servant wasn't in the bet
Reeva: it wasn't?
Tea: how about this, if you get a date I'll get you the drink, if you can't you leave
Reeva: make it servant and we have a deal
Tea; ok
Reeva: picks up phone and calls someoneHey Kasey, meet me at the diner at 6 ok cya.
Tea: I despise you.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Equilla: well that's it, my first one chaptered story, and probably the only one I will ever have that has Tea as the main character.
Mokuba; I'm still surprised you did this
Equilla; I did want to write a story where it is just fully Tea bashing, but this one came out. Scmeh
Mokuba: yeah
Equilla: review if you want, otherwise don't.