Chapter 1

Holes. Holes everywhere. That is the story of my life.

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff," I said that night.

"Ffff indeed," said my best friend Ferdinand 420. We had just had 523 with a slime monster and it hurt.

Chapter 2

I died from a disease yesterday. I just me Mr. hands in this new 523 disease land.

"hi," I said to him.

"hello old boy!" said Mr. Hands