Chapter 1: Concert Interruptions
"Hey Mario!" Luigi called out to his brother. "The Yoshios are having another concert. Wanna go?
"Who are the Yoshios?" Mario curiously asked Luigi.
Luigi laughed. "You don't know who the Yoshios are? Have you been living under a rock or something? The Yoshios are the greatest rock band EVER! They have five members and they are all Yoshis. There lead member is Yo-Sho. He is a blue Yoshi. The other members are Yoyioko, a female yellow Yoshi, Roktokole, a red male Yoshi, Hagafagamagu, a green male Yoshi, and Raw, a red male Yoshi. How can you not know them?"
"I just don't really listen to that kind o' music. I'll go to the concert, though it's because I want to get out of this freakin' house. When is it?" Mario replied.
"Right now." Luigi said in a rush.
Mario then screamed "RIGHT NOW! Then let's go!"
Mario and Luigi rushed out of the door and ran to the concert. "Where is the concert?" Mario asked.
"I don't know." Luigi replied.
Mario suddenly stopped. "How can you not know! Do you even have tickets?" Mario was furious.
"No." Luigi saddened and looked down at the ground.
"THEN HOW WOULD WE HAVE GOTTEN IN?" Mario was 1000x madder than he was a minute ago.
"I thought we could sneak in." Luigi was still looking at the ground sadly. "Wait a minute. I see a car coming by the street."
Luigi began to wave at the car signaling it to stop. The car stopped and rolled down its window. Inside was a teenager who had a spike Mohawk. "What do you want, old man?"
Luigi sneered. "Do you know where the Yoshios concert is?"
"Sure I do old man. It's at the Downtown Badge Shop. I'm heading there right now." The teen said.
"Could you give us a ride?" Luigi asked.
"As long as you don't stink up my ride. Hop in, Oldilocks." The teen rudely replied.
Mario told himself "This kid is getting on my nerves."
"So what's your name?" Luigi asked the teenager.
"I'm Ray Mogahock. You?" The teen said.
"I'm Luigi and this is my older brother Mario."
After that everyone was silent for a few minutes until Ray turned the radio on. One of the Yoshios's songs was on. It was Explosive Egg. I won't get into detail on what it says because if I did I would have to rate this story much higher. This is the only song by the Yoshios that I can't go into detail on.
A few minutes after the song went off Luigi asked Ray "How many tickets do you have on you?"
Ray answered "None. I'm going to sneak in though. That's what me and my home boys do all da time. We sneak into every one o' dese concerts. It ain't dat hard. Dat's prolly what you guys gonna do too, huh?"
"Yeah I guess. We don't really know how to sneak into places though." Luigi said.
"I'll show you how." Ray told him as the car pulled into the parking lot.
Ray approached a few other teens and started talking to them. Mario and Luigi hadn't exited the vehicle so they couldn't make it out. The Mario Bros. got out of the car and walked up to Ray and his friends. Ray said to Mario and Luigi "These are my home boys. Dis is JJ, Sting, Boom, and Riri. Follow us to get in."
Ray and his friends snuck behind the cars so that no one would see them. They then stayed low as they crossed the parking lot. They apparently already had someone inside that paid because someone opened a nearby window for them. Ray and his friends climbed through the window without getting caught with the Mario Bros. close behind. Mario climbed though safely but as Luigi was getting up on the window a guard came by.
Luigi got frightened. The guard said "Trying to sneak in are we?" He had an Australian accent. "I'm taking you in, mate."
Luigi didn't want to run away but he didn't want to go to jail either. He had to think of something fast before the guard took him away. He smiled at the thought of an idea. He ran away. The guard chased after him but couldn't keep up since he kept tripped over things that Luigi picked up and through. Luigi finally got away and changed his clothing from green to black. He also wore a mask and changed the blue to black. He looked gothic.
He walked back and climbed in through the window unnoticed while the Australian accented guard ran after where he though Luigi went. Luigi found Mario and changed back into his classic outfit. He was just in time for the concert as the Yoshios just got on stage.
"What took you so long, Luigi?" Mario asked.
"The guards caught me so I had to dress up like a Goth teen and get back here. I hate those freaking guards. Now shut up so I can hear the Yoshios sing." Luigi answered him.
The first song was Explosive Egg. Someone apparently didn't like that song since they threw a cheeseburger at Yo-Sho. It hit him right in the eye.
"OW!" Yo-Sho screamed. "Who threw that? I'm gonna kick your ass whoever did it?"
"I did." The man who threw it said.
Yo-Sho jumped off the stage and beat the man in the head with his guitar. He then said "And I'm going to sue you for beating up my guitar with your head."
The man would've answered back but he was unconscious. Yo-Sho then asked the audience "Anyone got a spare electric guitar?"
One of the men in the audience said "I do! I do! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Oooooooooooook then. Thanks for the guitar, I guess." Yo-Sho grabbed the guitar and started the song over.
They were interrupted once again but this time not by a thrown object. An old lady screamed "Yo-Sho? Is that you up there? I told you no more concerts."
Yo-Sho sighed. "But mom."
"I don't like it one bit. You come home now, son." His mother said.
"Mom! I'm 17 and I think I should be able to make my own decisions. I'm turning 18 next month. It's close enough for me to be 18 that I can make decisions without your help. I can do that you know."
His mother turned away. "Fine. But when you end up in jail I'm not paying your bail money."
"Moms are so annoying. Let's start over." The Yoshios started Explosive Egg over.
They were interrupted yet again but this time they wouldn't start back. The reason they got interrupted is there was a loud marching sound from outside. All of a sudden the wall behind the stage was blown up revealing the Koopa Troopa army. This time they weren't here to kidnap the princess; they were here to kill everyone in Mushroom Kingdom including the princess. They had M-16's and AK-47's along with many other guns. They started firing. Yo-Sho and Raw jumped off the stage into the crowd just in time to escape the bullets. However, the other members of the Yoshios didn't and ended up dead.
The Koopa army marched onto the stage and fired into the audience. Many died. Many more were injured. Mario and Luigi took cover. They watched as Ray's friends got blown to bits by all the guns though Ray himself wasn't even seen anymore. They turned around to stop looking at all the blood and what they saw startled them severely. They saw DK's dead body.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario and Luigi screamed simultaneously. They turned back around and saw Yoshi lying dead on the floor. Mario was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 xs angrier than he was at Luigi. He then snapped. He would now kill Bowser with every thing he could. He would make him suffer. And thus begins Mario's Rampage!
That's the end of chapter 1. How do you like it so far? The reason Bowser is doing this is because something that you will find out later on in the story. I'll take some characters if you want. I'd appreciate it if you reviewed unless it's a flame. Give a full description of your character and a comment on the story. I'll post the next chapter when I get my first positive review.