Disclaimers: I know I know, I don't own Survivor, Or any other corporate Business. it would be cool, I'd make alot of money and then take over the world and make everyone do my bidding and everyone shall see the pow- eh? you're still reading this? well I uh...you see I'm not actually trying to take over the world I'm uh...( I hold up a "Men In Black forgetting stick thing") you saw nothing! FLASH!

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Dr. Mario, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser, Peach, DK, Gannondorf, Link, Young Link, Zelda, Captain Falcon, Samus, Kirby, Ness, Ice Climbers, Pikachu, Pichu, Jiggly Puff, Mewtwo, Fox, Falco, Mr. Game and Watch, Marth, and Roy.

These 25 are among the greatest fighters in Nintendo history. Some have overcome many obstacles to be considered a star, Some fought creatures and demons, some resist defeat by earning extra lives, Many are considered heroes and many considered villains, but can they overcome one of the biggest challenges yet? The Smashers will be stranded on a desolate Island isolated from civilization and compete for 1,000,000 dollars, or credits, or coins, or rupees, or whatever their money unit is. Relations will fly, chaos will be made, and someone just might save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico. So watch the most critically acclaimed reality TV show, Survivor: Smash Bros. coming to ABC Thursday. Or...read about it right now! YAY!

All the Smashers were gathered on a desolate island that no one knows where.

"Mama Mia, where are we-a?" Mario said looking around the tropical looking island.

"I think we're in the Hawaii!" Jigglypuff said cheerfully.

"Do you actually think the author would be nice enough to put us somewhere relaxing?" Samus asked questionably.

D.K stepped out of the crowd with a white lab coat, "I do believe you're correct, but on the contrary, there is a sign right there saying 'Welcome to Hawaii'"

Just then a figure revealed himself from behind a tree. It was none other than…..

"Tealfrog26!"

"Silence Fools! You know nothing!" Tealfrog hissed.

Everyone just stared blankly at him.

"….err…I mean, Welcome to Survivor: Smash Bros! Where you'll all compete to win 1 million dollars! In Monkeys! And if you don't want to, then I'll have to change the story to make it to your liking!"

"But I'm an Idiot!" Captain Falcon said proudly.

"Yes, thus this is why you get to stay in long. You see, since I already know who the final six people are, I can say those sorts of things!"

"Bleep Bleep." Game & Watch said from the back.

"Ah yes, I suppose it is about time you were taken away by seagulls."

"Bleep?"

"Of course, you don't remember, you see, since you can't speak normally, and you're just a piece of paper, no one really cares about you. Say someone kidnapped you. Well, we can just draw another one of you and all will be normal again! You see where I'm going with this?"

"Bleep."

"Of course you don't, you're just a piece of paper. It's a surprise you haven't blown away in the wind already!"

Teal signals a hand motion and a flock of seagulls fly down to G & W, pick him up and fly away.

"Now that that's over with, lets all board this plane.

"Why?" asked Nana.

"Well Nana, I don't want you staying on a luxurious island. You must be taking me in as some sort of nice guy!"

"Told you," Samus whispered to Jigglypuff.

"And to top that off Nana, get ready to fall a great distance into an ocean of water."

"What? Why?"

"Oh, you'll see…."

Falco stepped up in front, "Yes let's all follow Tealfrog onto the plane and start this game! I'm so excited!"

Tealfrog spoke again, "No one is with you Falco."

"How do you know?"

"Because I just changed what you said. Look for yourself."

"Oh my god….I didn't say that, this isn't fair!"

"Oh, but you did. I can change around what anyone says to my liking. And none of you can stop me!"

So against everyone's will, Tealfrog wrote the got onto the plane and headed toward their actual destination. While they were in the air Nana asked a question,

"So where are we going?"

"Silence women!" Tealfrog pulls a lever and the floor under Nana disappears.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"That-a wasn't very nice-a." Doctor Mario said angrily.

"And neither is this." Teal pulls another lever that seemed to have sprouted out of the floor. Once again a hatch opens sending Dr. Mario to his watery death. And for the readers satisfaction, he gets revived.

And with that, 23 smashers were left. In another few minutes, the plane lands on a desolate island full of thick forestry and brush with a nice little mansion on the other side of the island. This is where all the voted off smashers would go.

"Alright everyone, get ready for your first immunity challenge." Teal said suddenly.

"What?"

"The first of each gender who make it to the other side of the island get to be safe for tonight."

So with that everyone started running. Well not every one. Some flew some puffed some used electricity so they could travel at the speed of light, some teleported and the rest ran. Mewtwo, Ness, and Zelda got there first leaving everyone else deeply saddened and depressed that they didn't have cool teleportation powers. So Zelda got the first immunity and since no could tell the gender of Mewtwo, Ness got the other. Mewtwo cried.

"Well now that you have immunity, you get to choose your team! Won't that be fun!"

Everyone grumbled.

"I said, won't that be fun…" A magical level sprouted out of the ground next to Teal.

Everyone noticed the lever and started cheering fakely.

"Oh and Marth, don't bother cheering."

"Why?"

"You'll see…"

So this is how the teams went.

Ness chose Popo, Young Link, Kirby, Jiggly Puff, Mario, Bowser, Falco, Samus, Pichu, and Roy.

Zelda chose Link, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Gannondorf, Pikachu, Fox, Yoshi, Peach, DK, and Mewtwo

Teal looked at Marth. "Well Marth it looks like you're the odd man out."

"Well if you hadn't kicked the other guys off, there wouldn't be an odd man out, idiot"

"Excuse me? I'm getting the feeling you don't like me…Well surprise!"

Tealfrog pulled the lever and the ground under Marth's feet suddenly jerked up sending Marth off into the horizon.

"I never liked you!" Teal screamed out to Marth.

In the distance all that could be heard was, "NOOOOO! You can't do this! I have too many fan girlssssssssss..."

"I was always the cooler one anyways..." Roy said proudly.

"Well since you've all ticked me off today, you'll have to find your campsite on your own. Ha ha ha. Good luck!" Teal laughed maniacally and walked away leaving the tribes to find their camps on their own.

And so ends Chapter 1 of my strange and confusing Survivor Story. Give some reviews and do something productive. Like say who you want to win. Not that I'll put your thoughts into consideration when I'm voting off a player. Just kidding I'm not that cruel. Or am I? You never know. Mwahahahaha...