Choking
By Shadowgate
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All the fourth graders were in the cafeteria at South Park Elementary School. They were celebrating the fact that the girl's volleyball team won every game. Candy was past out.
Stan and Wendy were seen hugging in the school cafeteria.
As Stan took his seat and began eating things started to quiet down. The girls sat at their table and the boys sat their own table.
All of a sudden Stan looked up and saw Butters had gotten up. He was struggling to breathe.
Stan asked "Butters what's wrong?"
Clyde said "I think he's choking."
Butters sounded like he was he was wheezing and couldn't breathe.
Stan leaped from his seat and grabbed Butters from behind. He did the Heimlich maneuver and a peanut flew out of Butter's throat.
Butters was now able to breathe and he did his best to catch his breath.
After he did he soon heard Stan ask "Butters are you okay?"
Butters replied "yes thank you Stan. You saved me."
Counselor Mackey came in the cafeteria and asked "what's happening?"
Craig said "Butters was choking and Stan saved his life."
Counselor Mackey's face lit up and he said "Butters was choking and Stan saved his life!"
Craig said "yeah and the truth is I flipped you off back when I was in third grade."
Counselor Mackey replied "I know that Craig."
Clyde asked "Butters you might want to see the school nurse."
Kyle added "good idea because they say medical attention should come after a person has choked."
Craig said "hey all schools have EKG's now in case athletes have sudden heart failure. They can shock them and bring them back to life."
Counselor Mackey said "well yes we just got one in the nurse's office today."
Butters said "I don't need to have my heart shocked."
Kyle said "well still at least see the nurse."
Stan said "Kyle's right Butters."
Stan puts a hand on Butters shoulder and tells him "let's hook you up to the EKG. Your face is really red."
Clyde, Craig, and Kyle all jump up from their seats.
Kyle asked "can you walk on your own Butters?"
Butters finally calmed down and said "yes and I'm breathing okay."
Craig put his arm around Butters and they walked to the nurse's office.
Wendy got up and kissed Stan.
She said "Stan you're a hero."
Wendy gave Stan a big kiss and Cartman just ignored the whole situation and ate his lunch.
Inside the clinic they found the nurse had gone to lunch. Butters was told to take his shirt off.
Craig and Clyde attached the EKG electrodes to Butter's chest.
Clyde said "oh well it looks normal."
Craig said "yes everyone knows how a normal EKG looks."
Clyde told Butters to keep breathing steady and not too fast or slow.
10 minutes later Stan came to the clinic and found out Butters was just fine. Butters told him a peanut from a Snickers bar went down the wrong pipe.
Stan said "those Snickers bars are big and packed with peanuts. It's like having a big dildo go down your motherfucking throat."
Clyde, Butters, Craig, and Stan all laughed. Butters gave Stan a hug and thanked him for saving his life.
THE END