The idiots meet Gwar.

By Shadowgate

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not a fan of Beavis and Butthead at all. I feel they do a major disservice to metal fans and I don't think they're very funny. This story was requested and Gwar is an okay band.

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Beavis and his jackass friend Butthead both entered their high school.

The drill sergeant said "well you two losers have come to school today. You never learn anything."

Butthead said "well that's the teacher's fault because they're in unions."

Beavis said "yes unions suck ass."

A teacher said "we're in unions to protect our jobs when rotten parents complain about us."

Beavis said "well fuck your union. Gwar will be here tonight and they'll rape your ass and fuck your brains out bitch."

The teacher said "you both get off the school property or I'll stick the law on you punks."

Butthead said "you're a total bitch."

The school drill sergeant said "don't you call her a bitch."

Beavis said "fuck this school."

Beavis and Butthead walked out. 15 minutes later while they were walking on the sidewalk a police officer pulled up beside them.

The police officer said "you two are in violation of truancy and oh wait you two will never amount to dog shit so I'll ignore the violation."

Butthead said "your momma sucked my dick last night."

Beavis and Butthead start laughing obnoxiously and the police officer drives off.

Beavis and Butthead go to work their shifts at the burger joint and then when they get off the know it's time for Gwar.

They stood outside the big dome and waited. They looked at girls walking by.

Beavis said "hey Butthead that slut has tits that are bigger than Stuart's head."

Butthead said "Beavis you're not interested in tits you're interested in getting head from Stuart."

Beavis shot back "shut the fuck up Butthead, you fucking asshole."

Butthead said "hey look it's the sergeant from school."

The sergeant from school had a sign that said "GWAR IS EVIL! BAN ROCK MUSIC!"

All of a sudden Beavis said "it's Gor Gor."

Gor Gor came up from behind the sergeant and ate him.

Everyone not just Beavis and Butthead cheered.

A minute later Beavis was riding on top of Gor Gor.

Butthead said "well Gwar sure does love their fans. Holy shit I just made an intelligent comment."

When the gates opened everyone went inside and enjoyed brutal rock music from the legendary Gwar.

THE END