Jurassic Park Play
Act One
We see a dense jungle-like forest, and hear the stomping of a dinosaur
Enter
: *Stomping through the forest eating branches*
Enter Diplodocus
Diplodocus: Rawr! Eat my ovaries.
Enter Many Velociraptor, all wearing top hats, except one
Velociraptor with no hat: *Pukes* Choke on my pet mice!
The velociraptor throws mice onto stage
Foetus: *Lies on sofa and watches*
Velociraptor: *To the tune of man I feel like a woman* MAN, I feel like a velociraptor!
Diplodocus-Babes: Ovaries!
T-Rex: Eat my brains, eat my brains *continues*
All: *Chanting* Sing my deathly hallows please foetus.
Foetus: *Dead*
Sammy: Puke.
Fence disguised as Velociraptor: Eat my wooden goodness.
Sammy: I am no dinosaur *Flies out of room*
T-Rex: Bleed on me, bleed on me, bleed on me.
Velociraptor: Everybody SHUTUP!
T-Rex: Bleed on me.
Diplodocus: *Bleeds on floor*
T-Rex attacks Diplodocus-Babes and tries to eat him/her
T-Rex: *Rolls in blood*
Everybody: VAH!
Curtains close, end of Act one.