Chapter 1: Etiquette
It wasn't anything big. Not really.
At least by Hyrulian nobility standards it wasn't.
It was just a dinner. A small, social, get together. That was all.
So then why was this so difficult!
"Wrong." drawled out the voice for the fifth time.
Slamming down the spoon the redhead couldn't help but lose his composure as he barked out, "Oh, what now?! I grabbed the farthest spoon, I placed the stupid napkin on my lap, I did not unfold the damn thing, I did not pick up my plate, and I did not eat with my bloody hands! What in Dinsake did I do wrong this time!?" Fuming, he barely heard the bored,
"You pulled the spoon towards you."
Completely frustrated, Volga just let his head fall onto the table with a loud groan. Not really caring for Eliza's exclamation of it having just been repaired after his last visit.
This dinner was going to be a disaster.
A/N: I'm back from the writer's grave with this shorty. My beta is on a fishing trip with his dad and grandpa so any mistakes here are mine. But yes as the summary says it's going to be five snippets of our favorite hybrid acting human and failing.
I'm kinda mad at myself because I researched proper formal dinner etiquette and all I have to show for it is this small chapter. And yes you do in fact spoon soup away from you, tilt the bowl in the opposite direction from yourself, and sip the soup but not slurp it from the spoon. Don't shove the spoon into your mouth and don't blow on it if it's hot. Never blow on hot foods. Apparently burning your mouth is proper etiquette but whatever.
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