homer awoke inside of moe's tavern, naked and confused. he sat up and saw moe, who was cleaning his gun. homer scratched his cock, and rubbed his sweaty ass. what did he do this time, homer wondered?
"ah, you're awake," moe said. moe was alos naked "good. i've been meaning to tell you something."
"wait whay are you nude?" homer saked. "where's my clothes?"
"oh, that," moe said. "you weer unconcious when i found you. don't you remember?"
"well, i remember going with carl and lenny on a trip," homer sad. "but how did i get back here?"
"that's not important," moe replied. "what is important is shrek."
"shrek?" homer asked. "who the hell is that?"
"ah, yeahhf, i forget, your memroy was wiped after the last time," moe said. "well, shrek is oming here, and he's really mad."
"what?"
homer had no time to speak, as the door to the tavern broke down and revealed sherk, naked, green, horny and angry. moe pulled out his gun and shot at shrek, but the orge was invulnerable to the bullets. shrek charges at moe and throws a punch, sneding the bartender flying into the wall.
"oh my god!" homer scramed. "moe!"
"fuck, that hurt," moe said, sturggling to get up. shrek sprinted at moe and dilvired a piledriver to moe's back, snapping his spine in half. moe screamed as he coughed up blood and died.
"now it's just you and me, homar," shrek said. he stroked his green, slimy cock. he forced homer to the ground and spread his yellow ass cheeks wide. shrek plunged his penis into homers anus, fucking the yellow simpsonian in the recutm.
"someone help! anyone!" homer exclaimed. "superman! jebus! anyone!"
shrekk grabbed onto homer's ass and smiled as he blew his load into homer's bnutthoel. homer was filled up with shrek's green, swampy sperm. shrek also fartd, which was a nasty ass swamp fart. it was so disgusting it made the paint peel off of the walls. homer smelt it and was so nasueos thaty he threw up all over the floor of the tavern. as homer was about to pass out, the wall of the tavern busted down and revealed homer's savior: harambe!
"what the fuck?!" shrek said. "who's this monkey?"
harambe charged at shrek and threw a punch at his face dislocating sherk's jaw. shrek was coughing up blood as he removed his penis from homer's gaping asshole. shrek began to fight back, but harambe was too much for the green ogre, with harambe using both his hands to separate shrek's arms from his body.
"noo!" shrek screamed. "my arms! but i'm bleeding!"
harambe delived one more punch to shrek, but this time it penetrated his chest and made his heart explode. shrrek dieds instantly and fell to the floor right next to moe's bloody corpse. homer coughed again and stood up. everything was rusghing back to hims now. now homer remembered: he was at the zoo with lenny and carl. and harambe gave him the time of his life.
"but moe shot you dead!" homer said. "how did you survive?"
harambe grunted. "because my love for you is stronger than death," harambe replkied. "now, let me show you why."
homer bent down and began to suck off harambe's monster monkye penis. he fondled the monkey balls with expertise as harambe stroked homer's bald head. harambe soon came into homer's mouth, and homer was ready for the next round. homer turned around and wiggled his fat ass. harambe then began to fuck homer's big butt and came again, filling up homer with ape cum. homer was satisfied as he soon fell unconcious.
homer awoke from his dream and reflected back on it. he thought very little of it and proceeded to live the rest of life life as well as he possibly could.