Please read AFTER Aquatic Evils! This doesn't directly have anything to do with the story, but rather the question section! GO! GO NAO!
Lalna and the Button
It was a relatively regular day at Lalna's crazy castle. Now, it was mostly crazy because of the design itself, which is just weird. I mean, what is with that giant globe thingy? It was also crazy, however, because of the man who inhabited said crazy castle. You have to admit, it's hard not to laugh at his sillyness sometimes...
ANYWHOODLES!
Lalna was simply milling around his castle, tinkering with the inventions that were just strewn about, when suddenly, there was a sound that sounded like a sound that would be made when the dentist puts that little vacuum into your mouth that pretty much makes your entire face collapse inwards. Lalna whipped around to find that a wormhole had opened up behind him, and was literally about to touch it when a hand shot out and slapped his. The hand belonged to a girl, who had to be around fourteen. She was wearing a black sweatshirt with two parallel orange stripes down each sleeve, and a set of headphones, also black and orange. Her extremely short blond hair was sticking up in many directions, like she had either just woke up or had been running around.
"Here," she said, shoving a small gray box with a large red button on top into Lalna's hands, "Hold this until I get back. And don't press that button!" The girl ran back through the portal, somehow closing it behind her.
Now Lalna, being the curious scientist he was, instinctively wanted to press the button. But he had been explicitly told not to by an interdimensional teenager. He was in control of his curious nature.
For about three minutes, anyway.
He pressed the button, which clicked quite loudly, and heard that sound again, followed by some insane laughter. A man wearing sunglasses, a black and gray jumpsuit, and a golden amulet ran through the portal that had appeared behind him. He was carrying what looked like an armful of golden ingots, and cackling like a madman. He ran past Lalna, grabbed the device from him, and jumped out a window. He heard another sound, and assumed that he had created another portal back to wherever he was before. Suddenly, something slapped Lalna on the back of the head. Lalna whipped around once again, to find the girl again, obviously angry with him.
"I told you not to press that button! Now Adam's got my budder and I don't know where he is!" she yelled, her vibrant orange eyes never leaving Lalna's teal ones. She put one hand out in front of her, and used either magic or just mental abilities to lift Lalna into the air. She made a motion with her free hand, opening another wormhole, and threw Lalna into it. He landed in a jail cell, to one side of a room with some excruciatingly annoying noises coming from it. He could see into another room with what looked like a blue astronaut, a guy with a green headset, and the girl again, only with purple eyes, purple stripes on her sleeves, and a pair of goggles similar to Lalna's own pair perched on her forehead, all sitting at a square table. Suddenly, the guy who had taken the device from him burst through another wormhole, panting.
"I think I lost her," he said, sitting down next to the astronaut. There were two very loud explosions to either side of Lalna just as more gold ingots rained down from the ceiling. A girl ran past his cell, laughing wildly, before being caught by the girl who had thrown him in there in the first place, who threw the first girl in there next to him.
"Whose bad idea was it to put me in here and why?" Lalna yelled, suddenly concerned for the sanity of everyone in the room, himself included.
The girl who threw him in the crazy cell looked over at him, eyes shining in an evil fashion, and said, "That would be me, thank you very much."
Yeah.. Sanity is not a language I speak.. This was meant to be nothing but extreme silly... and stuff.
-Bless out!