Hey folks this Twanny Bizzle I've just thought of this new Pokemon, this story about Ash he at home trying to relax having choked in the Sinnoh League. But his peace quickly interrupted by mother Delilah (or whatever her damn name is)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Pokemon related.

Ash's Meltdown

Chapter 1: Girls, Girls, Girls

Ash and Pikachu was moping around in his room, he then glared at his Orange League Trophy and his Battle Frontier Plaque, the more he stared at them, the more angrier he became. "These don't mean a DAMN thing to me." Ash yelled as he swatted the awards. The Plaque and Trophy shattered on the ground, with his Frontier Symbols flying everywhere, a Rattata ran from under his bed and snatched his Tactics Symbol. (Tucker baby)

Pikachu stood on the bed staring at Ash. "Don't look at me like that PIKACHU it was your fault we lost anyway." Ash griped. The door swung open and walked in Mr. Mime carrying a tray of food. The intense hatred from Ash's glare startled Mr. Mime and he dropped the tray as he ran to hid behind Ash's mom. "Mr. Mime you get your pasty face ass back in here and clean up this mess."

Delilah then said. "Ash you leave Mimey alone." she then noticed his broken Trophy and Frontier Symbols everywhere on the ground. As she picked up the remaining Frontier Symbols she sighed. "I can tell you need a vacation dear." she then left the room and made a couple of phone calls.

Delilah then returned in the room. "It's been decided, we're taking a trip to the Seafoam Island."

Ash griped. "Don't I get a say in this?!" Pikachu shook his head in disappointment at his cranky young trainer.

Delilah then smiled. "It'd be good for you honey."

"I'm not going anywhere, not after Paul humiliated me on national television." Ash groaned.

His mother was beginning to lose her patience. "You're coming if you like it or not." as she pulled him out the door by his ear.

Ash, Pikachu and his mother finally arrived at the Cerulean Harbor. "Isn't nice here honey." Delilah said to which Ash just grumbled. Brock and Misty was standing at the dock. "Look honey it's your friends Brock and Misty."

Ash mockingly said. "Look honey it's your friends Brock and Misty." with his usual grogginess.

The sunlight made the dock look really appealing, the sun reflected in the water making the water look as blue as the sky, there was no sign of rain either.

Misty was waving from the dock, she hadn't seen Ash in over two years, the long wait made her realized the feelings she had for him. Brock stood there with this stupid look on his face, he tagged along on every one of Ash's journeys, flirting with anything kind of woman that moved. "Long time no see, have you two been well?" asked Delilah.

Brock walked toward Ash snickering. "Sorry about your match in the Sinnoh League, can't win them all right."

His high and mighty attitude was pissing Ash off. "Well everybody can't be a failure like you Brock." snapped Ash with deep cutting sarcasm.

Brock then bend over in shame when Ash said that. "I was just playing." Brock said whimpering like a baby.

Misty faced Delilah. "What's the matter with Ash?" Misty asked with concern.

Delilah seemed blissfully ignorant. "Oh he's just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

Suddenly a huge cruise liner pulled up into the Cerulean Harbor, the boat resembled the SS Libra (from Pokemon XD) out stepped a voluptuous red haired woman her breasts were immaculate. Brock was standing there and he had his mouth wide open as he was starting to get a boner.

Delilah smiled. "This is my old friend, Captain Libra she was once a member of Drake's Navy."

"It's nice to meet you, Captain Libra." said Misty

Libra then said. "It's so nice to meet you too, any friend of Delilah's is a friend of mines." Brock thought her voice sounded like thousands of angels singing, he almost nutted on himself, as he tried to introduce himself. The tension was too much for him and he urinated on himself as he passed out.

When Brock awoke he was in a room with Ash. "What happened out there, one minute you're standing there with your mouth open and the next you're laying on the ground covered in your own urine." Ash said trying not to laugh.

But Croagunk on the other hand found it incredibly hilarious, it's poison sacs were expanding rapidly. "Croa, Croa, Croaaa, CroaGunk!!!!!!!" cried the Croagunk at his own trainer's expense.

Brock was laying on the bed in the fetal position. "Sniff…Ash…Can we…Talk, I have confession to make." Ash and Croagunk leaned forward to listen. "I…I…I never actually been with a girl." stammered a sniveling Brock.

Ash was more than a little confused. "But I seen you flirt with thousands of girls."

The room grew quiet. "I…I was just acting macho to impress you and Misty." Brock uttered. Ash and Croagunk stood by the bed shaking their heads in disappointment.

Meanwhile Delilah, Misty and Pikachu were in the dining room. "Hm, I think I'll order the lobster or maybe the stewed Farfetch'D." Delilah said reading the over priced diner menu.

Misty couldn't believe these prices. "Uh…I'll just eat some breadsticks."

The waiter just stared at Misty. "Madame the breadsticks are free, if you don't order anything I must ask you to leave."

Misty then scanned the menu for the cheapest thing. "Uh…Okay I'll order the French Fries."

The waiter then took the menus. "For the woman the Farfetch'D stew and for the young lady the 5 dollar French Fries." (he said Misty's order real loud, so everybody could here)

Dawn and Johanna were at their table eating gourmet expensive food. "Huh?! Isn't that Ash's mom?" Dawn said as she was eating her banana flambé.

Delilah motioned for them to come over. "It's a small world after all huh?!" she then said. "Dawn, Johanna what are you two doing here?"

Johanna then said. "Well Dawn has been begging me to let her compete in the Sevii Islands Pokemon Contest Circuit."

Delilah then replied. "Sevii Island?! This ship is heading to The Seafoam Islands."

"You must didn't get the memo with so many coordinators heading to the Sevii Islands the Seafoam trip has been canceled." said Johanna.

Misty then whispered in Delilah's ear. "Um…Mrs. Ketchum who are those people?!"

Delilah then smiled. "Oh her name is Johanna we're good friends we use to compete in the Kanto Contests, oh and that little girl there is her daughter Dawn, she was his girl friend during his Sinnoh Journey."

Misty then started tripping. "His…Gir…Girlfriend." she then started muttering to herself. "What do she have, that I don't got?!?!"

Dawn then irrupted in their conversation. "Excuse me, is Ash here?!" she seem a little bit enthusiastic for some strange reason.

Delilah then touched her chin trying to remember. "I think he's in Cabin 6 with Brock, after that little accident he had on the ship's deck."

Dawn then said. "Thank you Mrs. Ketchum."

Misty watched Dawn as she exited the diner, just then the waiter returned and gently placed the stewed Farfetch'D in front of Delilah, but just dropped the French Fries nonchalantly on Misty's lap. "Hey what was that for?!?!" she said with a hint of anger.

Back to Ash and Brock. "You need to get up and be a man." fumed Ash at his spineless friend, but Brock just curled up under the covers and started back whimpering. Ash just sighed. "Croagunk why don't you do something about this?" Ash pulled the covers off of Brock, Croagunk then jumped on top of Brock.

Brock was stunned. "What'cha doing Croagunk?!?! Asked his curious trainer. Croagunk's hand seeped with poison as it jabbed Brock in the face with it's hand. "Arrrrrr, Ahhhhhh, Errrrrr!!!!!" Brock then fell on the floor. Brock laid on the ground twitching as he gasped for air.

Ash was trying to help Brock up, but he wouldn't move his skin was all purple. "Whoa, Croagunk I think you over did it a little bit." Croagunk just stood there, it really didn't care.

Just then Dawn arrived at Cabin 6's door. "Open up it's me Dawn." she said while knocking on the door. But all she hear was yelling and coughing. She then started banging on the door. "I know you guys can hear me, so open up." but she still hear more of the same. Dawn was losing her patience. "Kiyah!!!!" she yelled as she displayed her superhuman strength when angered.

The hinges on the door flew off and Ash and Croagunk stared at Dawn as she stood in the doorway. Brock laid on the ground flailing as Dawn stood there with her hands on her hips smirking.

Brock a loser, Ash has anger problems, Misty a cheapskate, and Dawn's a freak, oh yeah and Croagunk a dick. Stay tune for Chapter 2: Stuck on the Sevii Islands with YOU?!

Twanny Bizzle: Did everybody enjoy Chapter 1, well I know I did stay tune for more crazy things in later chapters, when May, Drew, and Zoey join the story.

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