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Original Author's Note: Hey everybody! For those of you who don't know me, my name is LaughLoveLive, Triple L for short. To date, I have written 20 stories in the That's So Raven, Hannah Montana and Suite Life of Zack and Cody fandoms. For months I kept telling everyone that the Grey's Anatomy fic that I am planning would be my first non-Disney Channel femslash fic. But the other day, an idea came to me that was too good to ignore. I have watched wrestling since I was six years old and I love it. So now I am combining two of my loves, wrestling and femslash to bring you Now… You're a Diva, my first wrestling fic. I really hope you enjoy it.

New Author's Note: This is the re-post of my first ever wrestling story. As you read this, please know that at some point there will be a sequel. Because the landscape of the Divas division has changed since I wrote this, I have to change my idea for the sequel but rest assured, it will be good. If you have any ideas on what Diva you would like to see in the sequel, feel free to send me a message.

Much love to you all and please don't forget to review!

CAST:

Mickie James, Melina, Beth Phoenix, Katie Lea Burchill, Layla El with special guest appearances by John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kelly Kelly, Lita and Trish Stratus.

Now… You're a Diva

Chapter 1

The Ringleader

(Mickie's POV)

There is nothing in the world like being a WWE Diva. The electric roar of the crowd in a sold-out arena, the goosebumps that dot your skin, the hair that stands up on the back of your neck at the moment you're standing behind the curtain in the Gorilla position and your music hits, the ecstatic joy of hearing the slap of the mat for the 1-2-3 even though the outcome of your match is predetermined. And then there is the sexiness of being a Diva. I love being a world-class athlete, but I also love being the object of desire for millions of men… and women worldwide. I love the photo shoots and the specialty matches that have less to do with wrestling and more to do with showing off our bodies. I get off on that. I don't think there is one Diva in either of the other two locker rooms, SmackDown! or ECW, that likes sex as much as me. I should know. I've been with more than half of them.

I'm not a slut or a whore. I am discriminating when it comes to my adventures. I have platonic friends that I have never and probably will never touch. I have "playmates". And then I have "my girl". Ever since I started seeing "my girl" I cut everyone else back, only sleeping with them when club initiation is required. Oh, I didn't tell you about the club? Allow me to explain. Oh, I also didn't tell you who "my girl" is. I'll get to that too.

When I came to the WWE in 2005, I was befriended by Trish Stratus and Lita, who I always call by her real name, Amy. I owe a great deal of who and what I am in this business to those two. Trish really put me over in that whole stalker angle. It was during that stalker angle that she introduced me to this "club" that she and Amy started. I didn't know until we started practicing spots for our program that she and Amy were dating. I knew that she had no problem with the kiss that we had to share but I didn't know that her pendulum swung in that direction. So anyway… the club… Trish and Amy told me about the club that she and Amy had started called The Inner Circle. These were Divas that had a "special" connection with one another. There were no battle royal orgies or anything like that, just a network of casual Diva friends with benefits. Torrie, Christy Hemme, Stacy Keibler, Ivory, Victoria, Gail Kim, even Stephanie before she got married, were all members of the Circle. In order to become a member, one of the members would approach a Diva that she thought would be interested and would present her to the "ringleader" who would then "initiate" her, if you catch my drift.

At the time, Trish was the ringleader and she initiated the hell out of me, let me tell you! After Trish retired in September of 2006, she handed the reins over to Amy, who was only ringleader for two months before she retired. She then handed the keys to the Diva kingdom to me. It was during one of my "initiations" as ringleader that I fell in love with "my girl", Melina. I'm just going to be honest with you, I have never, ever, come so hard in my life with anybody. Melina is a pro in every sense of the word. But she also, despite her in-ring persona, one of the sweetest women you'll ever meet. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, and I mean anything (Yeah, I'm nasty. So what? LOL).

And that brings me to my next point. I told you that I cut everybody else back when Melina and I became an item right around the time she started challenging me for the women's title. Yeah, Layla, Kelly Kelly and Michelle McCool became members of the Circle under my leadership, even though I can't get my hands on Ria, Ash and Glam, excuse me, Maria, Ashley and Beth Phoenix. But there is a Diva that just started with the company that both Melina and I have gone gaga for. I have never shared an initiation with Melina before but I promised her that I would make an exception for this one. This woman, with the exception of me and my baby, might be the sexiest Diva in the WWE. I have become infatuated with Katie Lea Burchill.

Don't let her TV personality fool you. Kat, as she likes to be called backstage (her real name is Katarina), has a heart of gold. She has this sexy way of calling everybody "Love". She'll walk up to you and say, "Hey Love. How are you today?" She might be the only person that could make me come just by talking to me! And she'll give you the dual cheek European kiss, making her lips linger on your cheek just enough to drive you wild! I don't know if she knows she's teasing you or not. She's very hard to read when it comes to that. All I know is I want to learn how to read that book from cover to cover. It has become my personal quest, as well as Melina's, to try to bring her into the fold. Kat will become a member of The Inner Circle if it's the last thing I do.

I normally don't make my chapters this short, but I figured this would be a good place to break. What do you think so far? Will you be back to read chapter two? I hope so. There is one thing, however, that I insist that you do before you continue… review this chapter.

Thank you for reading and let me announce for the first time…

The WWE has just been Triple Fic'ed.

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