Hey guys! This was based on my favorite anime called BEELZEBUB! The baby is still Beel but I changed the other characters into Bleach. So, that's all I can say! Enjoy. :)
Chapter 1: I picked up the demon lord.
Somewhere in the city of Karakura, in a high school of juvenile delinquents to be exact, a ruthless, barbaric, and sick bastard who thought nothing but himself.
"Are you Ichigo Kurosaki? I'm Madarame, a second year! Fight me!" a man called. They were surrounded by other bunch of delinquent idiots inside the campus.
The other man, hands in his pocket, only smirked.
"Woah! Second year Madarame versus the first year Kurosaki are gonna fight!" a random guy in the crowd shouted and ignited the cheers.
"Kurosaki!"
"Madarame!"
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
"Shut up. You're gonna wake the baby, baldy." Kurosaki said.
"Now he said it! Deosn't he know what Madarame is called?" another random idiot said.
"The Killing Machine!" They all shouted.
"But Kurosaki is the Legendary Demon Ogre of Karakura Jr. High!"
"Wha-! Look, Kurosaki is sweating bullets!" a guy called out and pointed out to the flowing liquid on Kurosaki's head.
"Is he scared?"
"I guess he's not a match for Madarame!" another snickered.
"Wait! That's not sweat! That's-!"
A green-haired baby was seen standing on Kurosaki's head, peeing like a boss. The fluid is so abundant that it rained on Kurosaki.
"I don't care! Fight m-" Madarame's sentence was cut short when Kurosaki punched him straight in the face.
A vein popped in his head, "Do I look like a urinal to you, brat?"
The baby only gave him a smile and threw a fit of giggle.
This is a story of a high school juvenile delinquent who , through some strange circumstances, is raising a baby.