The big konoha festival (the night no one can remember except Kankuro). The morning.
The sun was filtering in through the windows of Naruto's room. He moaned, rolled over in his bed, opened his eyes and moaned even louder.
"Wow I must have done a lot of training- wait what day is it."
He looked over at the clock, it announced that it was 10am, he then looked at the calendar, it said it was the day after the big festival.
"Wha- what happened last night and why does my arse hurt, err better go have a shower."
He got up, fell over and moaned from the pain in his head. He was hungover. He crawled over to his bathroom. Head still pounding; he got to his feet and looked in the mirror, he had a massive black eye, a split lip and (once he found another mirror) a pair of sore butt cheeks.
"How'd that happen… oh must have been Sakura, she does tend to be violent. Oh well better get some ramen"
He stumbled over to the drawers to get dressed, once done he went to the door to leave and through eyes that said there were four of everything he saw a video at the foot of the door and some pep pills.
"Okay guess the pep pills are for the hangover"
He took the pep pills and felt better instantly; he then sat down with some ramen in front of the TV and pressed play on the video. Where'd the TV and video machine come from thought Naruto?
Kankuro appeared on screen with lots of images of other ninjas at some party.
"Hello there my dear Naruto boy this was your night" he said this in an odd fancy accent. A song going rein raus was on in the background.
Naruto eyes went wide and blood stopped flowing around his body for a moment.
Elsewhere Kiba fell off a couch with a hangover and onto Shino who also had a hangover.
" What on earth happened last night?" whispered Kiba.
"Don't know" Shino.
Then they heard snoring and looked up and screamed. There was a thud Gaara had fallen from the ceiling and sand had risen to protect him from the impact. He was also hungover.
"Oh this sand will protect me from everything even myself. I want my mommy back for that, it doesn't protect me from getting drunk or a hangover. That's bloody false advertising!!!" Gaara.
He looked around confused.
"Where am I and why are you two here?" Gaara.
" Ah oh…. Now that you mention it where are we and are we hungover?" Kiba.
They turned to Shino who was clutching his head and groaning. Kiba and Gaara had started doing the same. After a minute they stopped and heard a tapping coming from the kitchen, it stopped and started again after a few moments. After 2 minutes they got up to had a look, the closer they got the more painful it was to hear the tapping.
"I feel like that black thing with the tongue in that spider film." Gaara.
They found the noise was coming from the oven. It was for some reason an industrial oven (aka massive oven).
"Hey maybe its that code you know" Shino.
"Help let us out." Came from the oven.
They opened it and out came Neji covering his balls with both hands followed by Ino covering part of her chest and the same area on her as Neji was covering on himself.
"What were you two up to?" Gaara.
"Hey not too loud we're hungover, we woke in that oven" Neji.
By this time Ino had gone to covered herself up.
Gaara went to the door and found a load of pep pills and a tape with a note saying, "the mystery of last night shall be revealed"
"Hey guys … and Ino." Gaara.
They took the pep pills and played the tape. Kankuro appeared again.
"Good day all hope you like this song"
A song started on the tape it went "there's no money there's no possessions only obsession…" (Between angles and insects)
Elsewhere Tsuande woke up, turned to her left and screamed. Laying next to her was Jiraiya, he screamed. They jumped up and then grabbed what had been covering them up it turned out to be two blankets.
"YOU DRUGGED ME! Didn't you I can't remember last night" Tsuande.
"How? I can't remember last night either and if you hadn't noticed we're on the mountain overlooking the village" Jiraiya.
" Oh crap head for the office" Tsuande.
They snuck through the village, got to the office, found a videotape, some pep pills and a top and bra for Tsuande.
"I was wondering where that went." Tsuande.
"Can we watch this already? Take the pep pills they help with hangovers" Jiraiya.
The same thing happened with them everyone else apart from one thing. The music was the macarana.
Rock lee woke without a hangover (with a loss of memory) but the two female ninjas did. Sakura and Tenten woke up. Tenten was bothered that Sakura was in the bed but not Rock lee, even though he wasn't her boyfriend, Neji was. Sakura mean while was looking blank.
"Oh come on Sakura threesomes aren't that bad." Tenten.
"But I was saving myself for Sasuke-" Sakura.
" Sasuke is an evil emo who hangs around with freaks and a 50+ year old virgin who also takes over anybody." Tenten.
Rock lee threw them the pep pills from the package and picked up the video. The 2 girls took them and didn't seem bothered that they were all naked and began to watch the video.
Kankuro greeted them then said, "you three are really strange or did you take food pills or something, I mean three hours?! (sigh) anyway enjoy". Tatu's not gonna get us was being played.
Kakashi woke hungover suffering from memory loss and with Anko in the bed with him which she nor him was surprised about. She was on his left side he raised his right arm and found it was underneath Shizune she rolled over and opened her eyes.
"That was nice, do it again". Shizune.
Anko stuck her head over Kakashi. Kakashi dived for the door, and ran right into it, very hard. He found the pills, took some and threw them to Anko and Shizune who were hugging and saying last night must have been good for the both of them to be here, they took the pills and watched the tape, the song was all star by smashmouth for some reason.
Choji woke up with two female sand ninjas in bed with him, he could remember last night and so could they, he hadn't gotten drunk neither had they. They started laughing about everyone else. Choji and the girls were the bouncers at the party, so it was obvious that they wouldn't have been drunk (doy!)
Temari and Shikamaru woke up and were happy about it, apart from the hangovers and the memory loss. Then they noticed a knocking at the door and Shikamaru's mum walked in with two cups of coffee.
"Here." Mrs Nara.
"Err thanks Mrs Nara." Temari.
"You might be too someday dear." Mrs Nara.
Temari coughed up coffee and was handed pep pills and the tape. Mrs Nara left the room. Shikamaru had started to try to slip away, Temari threw the video at him.
" Put it on." Temari.
He put it on. The message from kankuro was "hi enjoy" miracle by cascada was being played while he was talking.
Hinata woke with a sore butt and no bruises. She assumed Ino had something to do with the memory loss one time Ino had her dance naked around in front of her team and Shikamaru and Temari. Found the tape, took the pep pills and watched the same video as Naruto was watching. She fainted halfway through. When she woke up it was only a few moments after she had first fainted. Kankuro's face came onto the screen and smirked.
"Finished fainting yet?"