Chapter one: The Sharingan Craves Chocolate
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Everyone thinks that the Sharingan is a super powerful thing but all it does is make me crave...Chocolate, and lots of it.
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One time I was in a battle with Naruto and I used the Sharingan. In the middle of a kick the Sharingan once again made me crave chocolate, so i pushed him away and ran home. Naruto was all like O.O but me i was like CHOCOLATE.CHOCOLATE and so I searched my entire house and finally found, my secret stash of chocolate, i ate five pounds of chocolate that day.
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I even made a chocolate song it goes like this:
i love chocolate yes i do
i love chocolate how about u
i eat it everyday
even when i go potty
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I made that all by myself, Itachi was so proud, actually he wasn't and tried to kill me for ruining his chocolate song...his was dumb though, it went like:
C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e all for meee!got it idiots?
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Told you it was lame, you'd think he didn't really crave chocolate...Nah, that can't be true, he stole some from my stash last week cause he couldn't afford his own... dam him! It took weeks to buy that chocolate!
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I saw Sakura the other day opening a bar of chocolate, so i ran up and grabbed it from her. She hit me over the head like she does with Naruto all the time, doesn't she know the Sharingan craves chocolate so I have to get all the chocolate I can to sastify it? Appearently not, she didn't believe me when i told her and she hit me again adn told me to stop imitating Naruto.
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The nerve of her.
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How could she know what my Sharingan craves? She isn't an Uchiha, she doesn't know what I go through each day! The Hyuga's don't even understand, their Byakugan craves somethin though, can't remember what, oh well, doesn't effect me any.
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do you ever think about a life without chocolate?i COULD NEVER!
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and that is my tall about how the Sharingan craves chocolate.
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Next in Sasuke's mind: The top ten best dressed Ninja's in town, stay tuned.
A/N: Okay, so there you have it! The Sharingan craves Chocolate, my friend gave me the idea for that one. Well, please review and enjoy the next chapters to come