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Chapter 1: It all started with a dream…

Winry Rockbell sat on the front porch of her little home.

"Wonder what it would be like, to be a character in a shoujo manga…" and with that thought she fell asleep.

"Hey Winry, Winry wake up"

"Huh what, oh hi Dante, is class over?"

"Oh Winry I can't believe you fell asleep in class again, that's the fifth time this week how can you expect to get into Jonan if you keep slacking off" (NOTE: It's the Dante in Lira's body)

"I know…" Winry sighed.

"Hey Winry, Dante, wanna go get a bite to eat with Rose and me?" an older Elysia called out.

"Sure"

The four girls went to a nearby McDonalds, when Dante remembered something.

"Oh I guest remembered I have to return a book to the library, anybody want to come with me?"

"Sorry, manicure" said Rose.

"My mom hasn't been feeling well lately, so I have to get home." said Elysia.

"I'll go with you" said Winry.

So the two girls arrived at the library, Dante went to return her book, and Winry noticed an automail keychain machine.

"Oh wow I have to have one!" She searched the pocket of her school uniform for some yen, when the vision of a large red bird appeared before her; it flew up to the restricted section of the library.

"What is that?" Winry fallowed it.

"Winry?"

"Dante?"

"What are you doing up here?"

"Well I fallowed this bird and –" a book fell off the shelf. "What's this?"

"The cover says the Universe of the four gods."

"Wow Dante, I didn't know you could read Amestiran, what's the first page say?"

"Herein contains the tale of a young lady and her quest to gather the seven constellations of suzaku together. And if you, the esteemed reader, should read to the story's end, the spell contained within this book shall bestow upon you the powers of the heroine, and grant you your wish."

"What does that mean?"

"How should I know?"

Then a bright red light filled the room and the two girls found themselves inside of the world of the book.

"Where are we?" asked Dante.

"The sign over there says welcome to Resenbol (sp?)"

"Oh, and where exactly is that?"

"Beats me." she shrugged.

"Hey there ladies, wanna play with the boys?" said a man holding a pitch fork.

"What're you some kind of hick?" asked Dante.

"No I think he's a child molester." said Winry.

"The blond is correct!" said the man.

Winry and Dante screamed.

"What are you doing you bastard?" said a boy with lovely blond hair and a red coat.

"Who's he" the two girls said as they stared in aww, as the boy started to kick the crap out of the molester. Eventually the man ran away.

"Hey there, are you two alright?" the boy asked.

"Yes we are thanks to you." said Dante.

"Well I prefer philosopher stones to any thank yous"

"Huh?"

"Come on, philosopher stones make the world go round, don't tell me you don't have any. Great I wasted my time saving a couple of losers, later."

"Oh you jerk, wait til I get my hands on you, " she began searching her pockets for her wrench.

"Hey wait where are you goin tell us where we are," Dante shouted before being transported out of the book by a red light.

"Ah ha! Found it, wait til I, huh, Dante, Dante? Oh no that midget kidnapped Dante! OOH just wait until I find him, I'll make him pay!"

Hey everyone, Swirly here, the same person who wrote Fast Food, hope you like this FY parody. There will be much more to come; I expect about 30 chapters with this one (since FY is 52 episodes long and I'm going to cut out the fillers and junk like that). Well Hope you like, R+R please!.