The Craptastic Poke-Crap

Warning: This story contains the contents of the mind of a crazed teenager that is probably on the verge of insanity. SO DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA KIDDIES!

Author's Note:Now, I don't know why I'm saying this, but the reason I am writing this story is this: I was really bored at like 2:37 A.M. and I was listening to the Weird Al Yankovic song "Polkamon" so there ya go!

STORY TIME!

Narrator- We start our story out in Cerulean City where we will follow—

Evie- WHAT? FOLLOW? STALKER!

Katrina- Evie, chill out, man! That's just the creepy narrator dude that I hired!

Evie- You hired this freak?

Katrina- I feel bad for him! in hushed whisper I think he may be mentally retarded!

Narrator- DUUUUUUUUHHHH!

Evie- Oh, I see what you mean. He used way too many "U"s , "H"s and "!"s in that last phrase.

Katrina- Yeah, and I don't think he has any friends.

Evie- He probably lives with his mom.

Katrina- WE live with our moms.

Evie- Oh, yeah….too soon, too quick!

Katrina- STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S "MY BAD!" NOT THAT RETARDED SAYING! God, that saying is like the bologna of sayings.

Evie- NUH UH! It's the steak of sayings!

Narrator- Are you gonna let me do my job or do I have to kill you both?

Evie– Fine! in sing-song voice testy!

Narrator- God, you guys are so annoying! Anyway… We start out in Cerulean City where we follow two of our female characters.

Katrina- WOW! What an impressive narration! I am just completely blown away! You can go collect your day time emmy now!

Narrator- Okay, you know what? Screw this! Screw you! I quite! I never should have dropped out of clown school!

Evie- Oh my god! He went to clown school!

Katrina- That's right! Now, give me my twenty bucks! I win the bet!

Author's Note: Okay, there's the first official chapter! Sorry about how short is is, but hey, I thought it was a little funny. And if you don't think it was funny and you think I am a horrible person for putting this online or even thing up this crap, here are two suggestions of what you should do next!

Lighten up!

SHOVE IT UP YOUR $$!