Title: Mary-Sue: The Cat
Rating: G
Summary: A short humor story about Gandalf's cat
Time: After ROTK (Nobody sailed to the West yet)
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or any characters in it. The only character I own is Mary-Sue.
1. Decisions.
Gandalf's Perspective
Gandalf was walking around in Edoras when a high-pitched 'MEOW' reached his ears. He quickly investigated and found that it was a cute silver kitten. He had pity on the poor creature, and looked for the kitten's owner.
After three hours hard work, he decided that it must be and ownerless kitten. Gandalf had compassion on this kitten, and gave it a name. Gandalf named it Mary-Sue. He wanted Mary-Sue to become a Wizard-Cat. He trained it and made Mary-Sue very smart and taught her wizard lore. She had helped him get out of dangerous situations many times. Plain old Mary-Sue was not just Mary-Sue. She was now Mary-Sue the Pink. All dogs feared her. Since Gandalf was head of the wizard's council, he decided to make it a creed that all wizards must have a cat.
Mary-Sue's Perspective:
Training is hard, but fun. It sure is better than scrambling through the streets of Edoras! I do enjoy lessons about wizard lore and the lessons when I get to read exciting stories. My favorite story is definitely the one where Gandalf, four hobbits, two men and one elf all sought the destruction of The One Ring. Gandalf ended up fighting a Balrog, and her favorite part was the battle. It all seemed so real and intense the way Gandalf told the story. She decided she wanted in on the fun. She was now in the Pink rank, which was second highest to the best rank, so, that meant she could get in on the fun.erm. struggle. It was up to her to take her role as Gandalf throughout The War of The Ring Now all she need where a few things/people. Checklist:
The Fellowship (turned into cats according to normal size),
Everyone included into the story turned into cats according to size,
Middle Earth returned to the way it was throughout the story and down to cat size,
A balrog (Turned into a flaming pony with bat wings),
20,000 orcs turned into cats,
10,00 Uruk Hai turned into cats,
All horses turned into dogs,
Hmm, anything else?
Gollum turned into a snake,
Yes, and since cats have naturally pointy ears for the elves *pauses* *Smiles evilly* POINTY CHEEKS! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Rating: G
Summary: A short humor story about Gandalf's cat
Time: After ROTK (Nobody sailed to the West yet)
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or any characters in it. The only character I own is Mary-Sue.
1. Decisions.
Gandalf's Perspective
Gandalf was walking around in Edoras when a high-pitched 'MEOW' reached his ears. He quickly investigated and found that it was a cute silver kitten. He had pity on the poor creature, and looked for the kitten's owner.
After three hours hard work, he decided that it must be and ownerless kitten. Gandalf had compassion on this kitten, and gave it a name. Gandalf named it Mary-Sue. He wanted Mary-Sue to become a Wizard-Cat. He trained it and made Mary-Sue very smart and taught her wizard lore. She had helped him get out of dangerous situations many times. Plain old Mary-Sue was not just Mary-Sue. She was now Mary-Sue the Pink. All dogs feared her. Since Gandalf was head of the wizard's council, he decided to make it a creed that all wizards must have a cat.
Mary-Sue's Perspective:
Training is hard, but fun. It sure is better than scrambling through the streets of Edoras! I do enjoy lessons about wizard lore and the lessons when I get to read exciting stories. My favorite story is definitely the one where Gandalf, four hobbits, two men and one elf all sought the destruction of The One Ring. Gandalf ended up fighting a Balrog, and her favorite part was the battle. It all seemed so real and intense the way Gandalf told the story. She decided she wanted in on the fun. She was now in the Pink rank, which was second highest to the best rank, so, that meant she could get in on the fun.erm. struggle. It was up to her to take her role as Gandalf throughout The War of The Ring Now all she need where a few things/people. Checklist:
The Fellowship (turned into cats according to normal size),
Everyone included into the story turned into cats according to size,
Middle Earth returned to the way it was throughout the story and down to cat size,
A balrog (Turned into a flaming pony with bat wings),
20,000 orcs turned into cats,
10,00 Uruk Hai turned into cats,
All horses turned into dogs,
Hmm, anything else?
Gollum turned into a snake,
Yes, and since cats have naturally pointy ears for the elves *pauses* *Smiles evilly* POINTY CHEEKS! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!