These are my songs, well, the original versions aren't MY songs, I just
changed them. THESE are my songs. Read, and review.

I'm Proud to be a Hobbit
I'm proud to be a Hobbit,
Where at least I know I'm small.
And I won't forget the Elves I've seen,
They all seemed rather tall.
And I proudly stand up,
Run around,
On the grass beneath the sun.
Oh, I'm proud to be a hobbit,
Cuz it's a lot o' fun!