Five nights at Freddie's

Night 1

"Alright, let's do this. This minimum wage is starting to pay off. Its better than my last job. They never cared about my wages. But you know what they say, the technical producers fight back. At least Carly and Sam have thier backup camera man. I wonder what they're thinking? Probably begging me to come back."

Carly and Sam had the best iCarly episode they had so far. Carly thought it was way better than before. "Guys this was so good. Thank you Sam, Gibby, you too Brad."

"Yeah we did!"

"So now what?"

"I want gummy bears."

"Oh well, alright let's see."

ring... ring... ring...*

"Gah! Oh it's just the phone. Oo a voicemail."

Hello. Helloo. ehh I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled down on your first night. Uhm I actually worked at that office before you. I am finishing up my last week now as of matter of fact so I know it can be overwhelming but I am here to tell you that there is nothing to worry about. You'll do fine.

So lets just focus on getting you through the first night. Okay lets see uhm first there is a introductory reading for the company that I am supposed to read. Its kinda a legal thing you know. Uhm welcome to Freddy fazz bear's pizza, a magical place for kids and grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life, Frazzbear's entertainment are not responsible for damage, property, or person on discovering of damage or death has occurred. A missing person report will be made within 90 days and the death of a person will be cleaned with bleach and the carpets will be cleaned blah blah blah.

"Okay. Seems to be an easy start for me."

Now that might sound bad I know but there is nothing to worry about. The animatronic puppets become quirky at night but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and never got a bath I'd probably would be irritable at night to. So remember these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and show them a little respect right?

"Alright. Alright."

Ok so just be aware that the characters tend to wander a bit. Uhm they have some sort of free roaming mode at night uhm, something about their servers locking up or they get turned off for too long. Uhm they used to be allowed to walk around during the day to but then there was the bite of 1987. Yeah its amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe ya know.

"Okay that sounds a little creepy."

Now concerning the only real safety during the night watch if any is the fact that these characters if they happen to see you after hours probably wont recognize you as a person. They'll most likely see you as a metal indo skeleton without its costume on. Now since that is against the rules of Freddy's Frazzbears pizza they'll probably forcefully stuff you inside a freddy Frazzbear suit. Uhm well that wouldn't be so bad if the suit themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices especially around the facial area. So you can imagine having your head being pressed inside those would cause a bit of discomfort and death.

"Woah! Talk about toy story. Wait, they aren't toys. Ok nevermind. Wait a minute, did he say discomfort and death!"

The only parts that will see the light of day will be your eyeballs and teeth that will pop out of the mask. Yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up but hey see you first thing tomorrow. Uhm check those cameras and remember to close those doors only if they are absolutely necessary. Got to conserve power. Alright good night.

"Oh no."

"Okay calm down, it's only the first night Freddie. Not to be confused with Freddy. All I gotta do is watch the monitor. Just watch the monitor."

*Checks camera monitor

"Well, everything seems to be in order. Camera 1 okay. Camera all the rest, also okay."

*Closes camera monitor

Guess I should rest a little bit. Even though the douche with the voicemail said the electronic animals be active, they won't attack you if you're a statute. Hopefully. Or maybe their on easy mode. Doesn't matter, I'm sleeping. Gosh, it feels like I'm in a real life Night at the Museum movie. Okay just a quick nap. Just...a...quick...nap."

Surprise Bitch!

"Gaah! What the flipping duck feathers was that? Gotta chech the monitor. Common. Everything is fine. Must've been a dream. How long did a slept? Let's see. If it was 2 am when I took a nap then... Its 5 am! And I haven't been dead yet. Wow, what a dead night it was. And oh, not a minute to soon."

6 am (kids yelling yay!)

"And Carly and Sam said I couldn't handle it. Your looking at amaster guys. I getting paid and I'm BALLIN! Okay then, my shift is over. Now I can wait for the next night. Hmm whats this? A note? Aww man, really? I'm an intern for 5 nights? Despicable."

Author's notice:

How do you guys like it so far? Should I make this longer? 4 more nights to go. I'm out. Bye.