Disclaimer: I don't own any elements (i.e. Character, Places, Music, etc.) in the Series: Phineas and Ferb, Disney does, specifically Jeff "Swampy" Marsh and Dan Povenmire.

Author's Note: This is my second FanFiction, I wanted to this one first, but I didn't, in this, and one of the later chapters, there's reference to my first Fanfic. I'm not going to describe Characters that I've described before, but only the new or not yet descried Characters, I'll do this in Point of Views (P.O.V.).

Chapter Summary: Phineas and Ferb decided to make a life-size Fire-Wheels set (a parody of a toy car Company), Perry is assign a mission to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz's new plan to turn all the People of the Tri-State-Area, into animals, but a stray beam zaps Phineas Flynn, and he turns into a Badger in front of everyone.

Chapter 1, Phineas gets zapped:

Lynda Flynn's P.O.V.:

I walked out the sliding glass door and went into the backyard. It's a beautiful day, the sun is shinning, the Bird are chirping, and my Boys Phineas and Ferb are playing with their Fire-Wheels set that I've brought Phineas a couple of weeks ago for his twelfth birthday. "Hi, Boys!" I greeted them, "Hi, Mom!" Phineas my 12 years old boy greeted back, while my Step-Son Ferb only waves, I told them "Your Dad and I are going to our Antic Store, will you guys and your sister be alright by yourselves?" Phineas replies "Of course Mom, we'll be alright." While Ferb nods. "Okay, see you later in the afternoon!" I said. "Bye, Mom, bye, Dad!" I heard him say as Ferb's waves.

Lawrence and I walked to the Sedan, and then I saw my 17 years old daughter Candace, I told her "Candace, make sure they don't get into any mishaps." Candace replies to me saying "Okay, Mom." I put my hands on her shoulder and said "And Honey?" She look at me and ask "Yes, Mom?" I continue "If you buy, anything using your allowance, make sure, it doesn't fall apart on you, okay? Remember last time, when you show me that Tablet and it crumbles into pieces, last summer?" Candace replies "Don't worry I'll be more responsible on what I use my allowance for, Mom." Then I told her "The-" before I continue, Candace finishes "Emergency numbers on the fridge: the Police, Fire Department, Paramedics, I Know." Then I reminded her "I'll been home at 4:45 p.m. okay?" Candace replies "Okay, Mom! See ya!" When Lawrence and I got into the sedan and drove us off, I considered turning off my cellphone, but there might actually be a real emergency, so I'll left it on.

Candace Flynn's P.O.V.:

After I Saw Mom and Dad Drove off, I went to the Backyard, I eyed my brothers and Perry as I walk to the house, especially Perry 'cause last summer, Perry deliberately destroy the evidences of the Boys with the Train last summer. I ask my Brothers "What are you doing, today?" Phineas replied "Playing with our Fire-Wheels play set." as I watched the set of little cars going pass those motors, shooting them off each time they did. There are a little version of the monster truck, the race car, and all the inventions they did before the Tour de Ferb, they did last summer, and an orange and white sci-fi looking cycle, and similar looking green one, going through tracks with tiny Robots, which reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on it, they are little dinosaurs, and a dark purple toy Dragon with brighter Purple belly and Yellow Green glowing Eyes, on top a small-scale tall building that looks vaguely like Ferb's head or a wrench, with plastic green fire around the Dragon (Which brothers me because I don't remember it... maybe I saw it in a Movie or something).There are jump ramps, though out the small-scale Danville, Seeing some of the cars crashing into each other, and for some reason it seems like the designer of this season's Fire-Wheels play set remembers an event that neither of us do, whatever it doesn't matter.

Knowing my Brothers they are properly going to make a Life size version of that, "You're not going to build a Life size version of this thing, are you?" pointing to them "Because if you do, I have my eye on you!" I said, as I walk into the house. And if they do, they'll be so busted and I still have that contract, so when they do get busted, then off to that Academy with them, for some reason I have an odd feelings about that place, but I shock it off.

Phineas Flynn's P.O.V.:

After Candace went into the house I Looked at the Fire-Wheels play set, then repeated "A Life size version, huh?" I thought for a moment then said "Hey Ferb, I know what we're doing today!" Ferb looks though our project book of untried ideas, but for one in particular.

Ferb Fletcher's P.O.V.:

There he goes again, not that I mind or anything, every now or then I come up with the Ideas, but when I don't come up with one, he does, or get inspired by something or someone. You may think I be annoyed, but really, I'm not, I actually enjoyed it. Phineas always come up with ways to make summer days more fun, I also have my share of moments when I came up with Ideas, so I'm fine with it.

As I look through the book, I found nothing, so we drew it out, he came with the design, I came up with my, we put our ideas together, and they makes each other better. As they say two heads are better than one. I'm not annoyed, not one bit. I'm not sure what I'll do without my step brother, life will be boring if he wasn't here.

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro P.O.V.:

I was walking down the street, then I saw the home of my crush, Phineas. I open the gate, and I say as usual "Hey, Phineas, Whatcha' doin'?" He turned around, and said "Hi, Isabella, we going to build a life-size version of Fire-Wheels!" I love it when he does that, that's the creative Phineas I fell in love with, somehow I just know he loves me as I Love him, somewhere deep inside him, I just know it, I could almost feel it, I remember a dream when I kiss Phineas but then it ended with a flash, Phineas looks around and said "Hey, Where's Perry?" Just maybe.

Perry aka Agent P or Perry the Platypus' P.O.V.:

I waddled into the house and oh boy, my today assigned entrance is in Candace's Room. I can't believe that she's still mad at me with that Disc incident, last summer, and believes that I intently embarrassed her that one time when my Owners made the Animal Translator when said I nothing but just did a chittered instead, sometimes a chitter is just a chitter. I wanted to say something, but I couldn't blow my cover as a mindless Animal. I supposed I could said something without giving away my identity, that way she would stop trying to bust my Owners, then she wouldn't resort to signing THAT contact to get my Nemesis to help her bust her brothers with the help of that Space-Camera-For-Spying-And-Busting-Inator and those Spy-Cameras to do so. Maybe I could have just say 'Hello' though that microphone, then maybe I won't have to worry about my Owners getting sent to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform School or should I say "Evil" Academy... since she did sigh up for that if my owners actually do get busted, they'll be sent there... she didn't know when she called that number on that commercial of Doof's, and agreed that if they get busted they'll be sent there and get corrupted, she so needs to cancel that!

Enough looking at the past, I need use the entrance that is in Candace's lower drawer. I snuck inside her room, and open the drawer, jump in it, and entered my lair through the shoot, and landed on my chair a bit annoyed. Major Monogram my boss appeared on-screen, he greeted me "Good Morning, Agent P, our sources informs us that your Nemesis: Dr. Doofenshmirtz has designed a Turn-People-Into-Animals-Inator, whatever this –Inator dose-" His red glasses, white shirt brown pants, black shoes wearing Intern Carl cuts him off "Sir, I think it turns people into Animals." My Superior then States "Carl, Can't you're see that I'm briefing Agent P here?" Carl then apologizes to the Major "Sorry Sir." Major Monogram Continues "You know what to do Agent P" I saluted, then the screen went blank, I put on my jet pack, and headed off to the DEInc. Building.

Buford Van Stumm's P.O.V.:

I came in holding my Nerdy Frenemy in a head-lock walking into the backyard of Dinner-Bell's. Baljeet greeted him "Hey, Phineas, Whacha-ouch, Buford!" He look at me accusingly, "It wasn't me!" I defended, we both turn to Isabella, she once told me why I'm not allow to say it. Isabella holds up her hand and siad "Well don't look at me!" I turn to Dinner-Bell and asked "So what's all this about?" As I see a construction in the works.

Baljeet's P.O.V.:

Buford had put me down, that was unedifying, but you'll learn to get used to it after a while though. "It looks like a big version of a Fire-Wheels play set." after I said that, I felt a wedgie, and then something went over my face. "Oh, Buford!" I complained. "Now that was me." Buford said laughing. I removed my underwear from my face, as it retracts, I felt it slapped me and I yelp in pain. Phineas greeted us "Hi guys, as you can see, we're building a 50 ft. tall Fire-Wheels play set!" He continues "It got super charged Motors, power by a cold-fusion-reactor, the tracks has loops, twist and turns, jump ramps, obstacles, and other hazards." Knowing it involves crashing "Uh, Phineas? Are these cars crash proof?" Then Phineas answered me "Of, course, Baljeet, we took in account of that scenario, and add restraints to the seats, super shock absorbing materials, thick metal, and parachutes and hydraulic mechanism so if the car landed on their sides, or upside down, they'll be setup-right and the automatic driving system will put them back on the tracks. We have taken every precautions, to ensure safety. So yes, yes they are safe." Oh good at least there be no broken bones.

Irving's P.O.V.:

I walk into the backyard of Phineas and Ferb's all excited. I'M THEIR BIGGEST FAN! I saw the newest project and I was all giddy, that's the coolest thing I ever saw, a life-size of a Fire-Wheels play set, that is so Sweet! I ran up to them and greeted "Hi, Guys!" Phineas greeted me, ME right back "Irving, what's up?" I replied "I'm doing great! Wow, this is the biggest Fire-Wheels play set I've ever seen?" I was all giddy with anticipation. But I kept my composure.

Buford's P.O.V.:

Wow that Fan-Boy is jumping up and down and squelling like a school girl.

Stacy Hirano's P.O.V.:

I was in my bedroom and then my cellphone rings, it is my best friend Candace, "Hey, Stacy its Candace." she said on the other end, "Hey, Candace what's up?" I said into the phone, she replied "Oh, nothing, just when I tried to bust my brothers, ether one of these scenarios always happen: Mostly before I dragged Mom to see what my brothers had done, they're crazy invention disappears, or when she does, she don't see the full picture like with that Fort, or THAT Animal Translator, or Perry destroys the evidences, like he did with the Disc…" she pauses as I heard what sounds like giant motors in the background "Wait, I'll have to call you back, my brothers are doing it again." Candace said, then hangs up, and I rolled my eyes.

Candace's P.O.V.:

There they go again, doing reckless, irresponsible, and dangerous activities, one of these days they're going to get hurt, or worse, especially when they are in giant Fire-Wheels cars. There are jump ramps, vertical, diagonal, and upside-down tracks going all sorts of directions, with loopy loops, then my heart skipped a beat, seeing two cars crashed, there appeared there was no damage, one of them was on its side, the other was upside-down, I screamed at sight, then the cars has some sort of hydraulic-thingy-whatever-you-call-it cause the cars to flip back upright, and they drove back to the tracks of the giant Fire-Wheels set. I'm relived that they were okay. But still I have to call Mom, and get her to bust them.

Lynda's POV:

My phone rang, and here we go again, I answer and I heard Candace psychotic rant yelling "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are riding in life-sized CARS, in a life-sized FIRE-WHEELS PLAY SET, AND IT'S REALLY DANGEROUS, PLEASE MOM, COME HOME…NOW!" That sounded more distraught, as if the things that the boys are doing were more dangerous than other things they did in the past, what could be so dangerous about Fire-Wheels, so I decided to go home, and as usual there'll be nothing, and Candace was overly worked up over something that didn't exist. "Okay, Deer I'm come home." I replied.

Lawrence Fletcher's P.O.V.:

My Wife look at me, by the look of her face, Candace is calling "About the boys again?" I asked Lynda, she replied "Yep." I remembered I participated in the boys activities before, I thought it was okay with Lynda, so it was okay with me. We've got in the car, and drove home. "So what is it this time?" I asked her "She said, they made a life-sized Fire-Wheels play set, she sounded more worried than normal." Lynda replied "Well, Candace Normal." I joked.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's P.O.V.:

Perry the Platypus should have been here at any moment to stop my latest scheme. And just on time I saw him flew on to my balcony, my Nemesis: Perry the Platypus chitter at me, and I trapped him in a cage when he ran in. I pretend that I'm surprised "Perry the Platypus! I didn't anticipate you on coming! And by 'didn't anticipate' I mean 'I did anticipate you on coming!'" I walk over to my new –Inator, no, not 'New-Inator', like a -Inator that make stuff new, I mean ' a new… –Inator', like it's brand new.

I gestured to the –Inator (which is near the edge) to Perry the Platypus, it's shaped like a brown Falcon with black trimming on the tip of the wings, and black markings along the body, and the open beak is the turret it had an eye pouch with a scar going over it, I labeled the cereal code "KH4-W12-PL-PR" on the bottom right corner of the box it was standing on.

I introduced the –Inator to Perry, "Behold, my Turn-People-Into-Animals-Inator! Well it does what the name implies." I informed him, "I came up with this, when I was thinking about how easy it was to control animals, which is why I made the Animal-Controller-Crown-Inator just this morning before this one." I look at Perry the Platypus, "So I thought why not turn everyone in the Tri-State-Area into animals, which is why I built the Turn-People-Into-Animals-Inator, then use my Animal-Controller-Crown-Inator to control every Animal in the Whole TRI-STATE-AREA! And since every citizens will be animals, they'll be controlled as well. Well maybe 97% of the citizens, will properly age as the Animals that they'll turn into does, and the other 3% will age as when they're human, maybe some of them will lose all their memories of being human, in a couple of days, and believe they were always that animal, and some of them will properly prey on other animals at that point, but, hey, you got to do what you got to do to be the Ruler of the Tri-State-Area, am I right Perry the Platypus?" I laugh maniacally.

I look at Perry the Platypus, and by the look on his face, I could tell he knows what I'm thinking, so I aimed my Turn-People-Into-Animal-Inator at Perry the Platypus, and fired, and it turned him from a platypus to a teal Akita/Kishu mix, "Interesting, if you're an Animal, it turns you into another Animal." I commented, while Perry the…Akita/Kishu mix just bark, "Well, I thought it'll turn you Human, but for some reason I feel that's been done before, oh well, never mind." I zapped him again, and he turned into a teal Pig, I got to admit, I was laughing, and Perry the Pig Snorted, "Oh, that's a weird color for a Pig, right Perry the Pig!" I laughed more, and zapped him another time, he turned into a teal Cow, he mooed, and then I fired again, and he turn into a teal Goat, he bleated, and I zapped him once more, turning him into a Teal Snake, and he hissed at me. "Oh, that's, was hilarious, alright back to business, like TURNING EVERYONE IN THE TRI-STATE-AREA INTO ANIMALS with my Turn-People-Into-Animals-Inator!" I maniacally laughed again "It doesn't matter what you look like, and it doesn't matter what you are! No, it does not, you can't stop me this time, 'cause you can't get out this time! NO, Perry the Snake, you just can't stop me!" I boasted. I set my attention on the Tri-State-Area. And feeling that I'm forgetting something. Am I? Oh, well, if it's important, I would have remember it.

Perry's P.O.V.:

Oh the nerve of that guy, first he turned me in to a Dog, then a Pig, a Cow, a Goat, then a Snake, but at least I can slither out of this cage. "Dr. D, over here!" I hiss at him, all he could hear was a hiss, he turn around, and saw that I escaped, "PERRY THE SNAKE formerly known as PERRY THE PLATYPUS, HOW DID YOU ESCAPED?" Asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz, he continued "Oh, I supposed I should have turned you into a larger animal so you won't escape though the spaces of the bars, either that or have the cage covered with wiring." While he was talking, I slithered onto the –Inator, made my way to where Dr. D was seating, since I'm a non-venomous snake, I bit his hand. He yelp in pain, pulled me off, toss me down on the ground, and fired at me again…I was a Platypus again, he tried firing at me again, but I dodged out-of-the-way. I like being a Platypus, being a Platypus is good enough for me. I jumped towards Dr. D. and I punched him knocking him out of his seat.

After Dr. Doofenshmirtz fell out of the seat, he found a wrench, pick it up, and swing it at me, I dodged, did a backward somersault using my tail to knock the wrench out of his hand, then he tried to punch me, but missed. Then I kicked him and he fell backwards, after that I pushed the Animal-Controller-Crown-Inator off the stand it was set on, it shattered. I ran towards my next target, I saw Doofenshmirtz's foot caught in the cord of his Shrink-Inator, he tripped and fall onto the Shrink-Inator and accidentally fired before he also accidentally unplugged it while trying to get his foot uncaught, "Well, at least I don't have to think about unplugging my old Shrink-Inator, any more." he said while getting up, looking towards me "My Turn-People-Into-Animal-Inator!" he exclaimed as I flipped it over, it landed hard on the railing of Dr. D's balcony, making discharged a blast before it exploded. After that I jumped off the balcony, I deploy my parachute as I heard the classic "Curse you Perry the Platypus!" from my nemesis.

Phineas's P.O.V.:

We all got out of the Fire-Wheels Cars, and Buford commented "That was so thrilling, I could still feel the whatever it's called." Baljeet turn to him and said "Its call 'adrenaline' or 'adrenaline rush' Buford." then Buford gave him another over face wedge making Baljeet yelped "Aye!" and for some reason our Life sized Fire-Wheels play set shrunk.

Lynda's P.O.V.:

Lawrence pulled into the drive way, Candace was there all hyped up, she came up and pulled me out of the car and dragged me to the backyard with Lawrence followed suit. She pointed to the backyard, "Look, Mom! Look at what they're doing. Look at the giant Fire-Wheels play set!" Candace yelled, all I can see are the Boys and their friend, hanging around the tree in the backyard with a regular sized Fire-Wheels play set. "Candace you were just overreacting." I said and Candace face palmed herself and say "Just go make some pie."

Phineas turned to me and said "Hi, Mom!" while Ferb's just waving, "Hi Boys!" I greeted back, "Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher!" their friend greeted me. Lawrence and I greeted their friends back "Hi, Kids!" I heard chitterling as Perry came up to us, "Oh there you are Perry!" we all said in unison and Ferb picked up Perry. Then out of nowhere we all saw a beam struck Phineas and there was a pile of cloths with a lump under it where Phineas was, I, and all the others yelled "Phineas!"

Ferb's P.O.V.:

I'm shocked like everyone that Phineas disappeared, something moved under the cloths, and it came out from under the pile, and it was a BADGER with a head shaped like Phineas's except with a muzzle and a small nose instead of a nose like Phineas's, the badger had a tuff of red fur on the top of its head, like the hair of Phineas's was. Its fur was reddish-brown, with light brown going from the tip of its muzzle to between the eyes which were slightly farther apart than Phineas's eyes, and from its muzzle to the lower regain of its body is also light brown as well from there to underneath the tail of the badger. It had orange markings along its back and forming a stripe halfway around the side of its body, with white linings on the side of the orange markings, the white lines looks like lighting, the marking continues to the tail, and the Badger was standing on its hind legs and then we heard Phineas's voice came from its mouth. Is that Phineas? It is Phineas!

Phineas's P.O.V.:

I was holding my head feeling at bit dazed for some reason, "Oh, what hit me?" I asked, then I notice everyone was a bit taller and looking at me weird. Why were they looking at me like that? As if reading my mind Ferb answered "We all saw that beam came out of nowhere and struck you, as a result, you were turn into a Badger." I notice that I have badger Paws, I looked close they were slightly webbed, I remember reading that Badgers' paws are slightly webbed for digging, then I turn around looking at myself, then notice that I have a tail, I move it back and forth. I exclaimed "Oh, that's so cool!" Ferb spoke up "To be honest, Phineas." I looked at Ferb as he continues "We wasn't sure it was you, 'til you spoke." I heard Candace yelled "See, Mom? See? One of Phineas and Ferb's other projects end up turning Phineas into a badger!" I spoke up telling them "We didn't build anything, which turns people into animals this summer." Candace then asked "You didn't?" I answered "None, that, I can remember, no." I turned to my Step-Brother, "Ferb?" He looked in our project book, shacks his head. This is like that one time when that weird machine landed in our front yard, and we reverse engineered the machine to figure out what does it do. Noticing everyone even Perry, was nervous and worried, I said "Well no treating over what's been done." Then I reassure them "I'm sure Ferb and I will figure something out." They seem to have calm down a bit, but still little worried.

Perry's P.O.V.:

I can't believe it, my Owner: Phineas is a badger! And I can't leave, and go back to DEInc. to make Dr. D build a -Inator to reverse this, for two reasons one: Ferb was holding me tight, and two: it'll raise suspicions, but I have conference in my owners that they'll find a way to reverse this, they are smart kids. Ferb put me down next to Phineas, he hold me up on my hind legs, maybe to measure Phineas's size. Phineas was…shorter than me, he's below my bill, he looks like a one and a half a year old badger, well that's 12 in badger years.

Phineas's P.O.V.:

Well the gang had to go home, "Okay, see you guys tomorrow!" I said as they left, "See, ya. Hope you find a way back to normal." Isabella said to me, "Okay, see ya, Isabella!" I said. Then we went inside of the house for dinner, I've asked "Mom, what's for dinner?" She replied "Well, what can Badgers eat? Because I don't want to feed you anything that'll cause badgers such as yourself health complication." Ferb answered Mom, "Well, Mom, badgers eats gophers, ground squirrels, moles, prairie dogs, wood-rats, kangaroo rats, deer mice-" Candace interrupts "Hey, Is there anything Phineas can eat that we can eat?" then Ferb answered "Well, badgers could also eat peas, green beans, mushrooms" Mom interrupts "Well how about chicken?" Ferb answers "Badgers can eat almost anything we can, but not too much peanut butter, I have an encyclopedia on badgers in our bookshelf in our room." Mom replied "Well for dinner there will be grilled chicken, with mashed potatoes, green beans and peas."

We sat at the dinner table having chicken topped with mushrooms and mashed potatoes, peas and green beans on the side, I started to eat, then I realized I wasn't using my silverware, I was eating the similar way as Perry does, and they were looking at me, "Oh, sorry." I wiped my mouth with the napkin, and clean off my fur, and tried to eat with my silverware, and resist the urge to eat the way that I was. I did somewhat well, well sort of, I ate the chicken whole… all of it, bones and all.

After dinner we got ready for bed, Ferb and I went to the bathroom, I have to use a step stool to up to the counter level, and I saw myself in the Mirror, I pull back my mouth to check out my new set of badger teeth, and said "Wow my canines are 2" long." I don't think my old toothpaste would do well on my new set of teeth', so I guess I'll have to use some of Perry's." I put the paste on my brush, and brushed my teeth, and then I cringe on the awful bitter taste. I think I'll make better tasting toothpaste for animals. Ferb was next to me brushing with his human toothpaste. After we finished brushing, we got on our pajamas, and we got in our separate beds, before we went to sleep I stated "Well, Ferb I know what we're going to do tomorrow." Then I close my eyes.

Author's Note: I hope you like chapter: 1, in the next chapter, Phineas would be able to understand Perry, since Phineas is now a Badger. I've place some hints of my future Fanfiction of Kingdom Hearts (Which I don'town), can you guess which characters I placed in those hints? Can you guess what "KH4-W13-PL-PR" means? Please review... until next time shadowayn is out.. peace!