Alright, I'm on a roll now. Here is another new story for you all. Most of my stories will all tie together little by little. However, don't worry too much if you don't read them all. The only one I will promote, are the ones with multiple FF characters from the different games.

It's time for (jingle) Laguna's Travels

Laguna is sitting at a desk with an assortment of oddities on the surface. Most likely, they are from his travels; they consist of pictures, rocks, magazines, futuristic odds and ends from Esthar.

"Aw, that's a cute jingle. Who was singing that? You girls?" He points to the backup singers who nervously smile back and nod. "That's great, thank you for it. Let's hear it for the singers, folks."

The audience applauds.

"Anyway, I am here to tell you all about my world famous travels and tips to use when you go exploring in different countries and cultures." He smiles and sits back.

"Now let's see…what shall we discuss first?" He pauses for a moment and chew on the end of his pen.

"I know! Kiros!" He snaps his fingers. Laguna lets go a little chuckle.

"I'm sorry, he's not the subject. O Kiiiiroooos!"

Kiros walks slowly onto the stage as if he is not sure he should be seen. Laguna pats the sofa beside him. The dark man takes a seat.

"So you already need me to bail you out of this idea." He says.

"No, I'm cool."

"I don't know why they even give you your own show if you don't know what to talk about." He shakes his head. "Tell them about Galbadia, and don't forget to include us."

Laugna nods repeatedly. "I'd never forget you guys. Ok once upon a time…"

"Uh, we don't have time for that version," Kiros interrupts, "just go for the giving-directions-to-a-bathroom version."

Laguna looks down sadly. "Gee, that doesn't seem fair, but alright. I was a soldier for Galbadia and let me tell you, it wasn't living. The only reason I joined was to see the world. You know that's what they put on the posters. I really wanted to be a writer, but I wanted to get some experience. You know, live a little."

"He also wanted to impress the girls." Kiros adds.

"Uh-hey! Anyway, what the poser didn't say was you'd travel and start wars with people and they would stick you in one spot all shift long." Laguna pauses to take a sip from his mug.

"The only good thing about my years of service was getting back to the hotel in Deling and hearing my favorite piano player, the most beautiful, talented…" Suddenly, he stops. He looks as if his pants ripped.

Kiros takes note of this and leans in. "Now who was this woman?"

Laguna flashes a look towards his friend, but sees that he's not gonna get any help from him. He tries to improvise. "I can't even imagine how difficult it must be to come up with such beautiful music to sing and play at the same time. I'm one of those people that find it hard to rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time. Heh heh."

Kiros gets tired of this. "You don't even remember her name!"

"Now whose show is this"? Laguna retorts.

"Why do have a show? That's what I don't get!"

Laguna ignores him. "So, if you feel that you want to join the army, by all means go right ahead. That's about all the time we have for now so-

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! You didn't tell them about the dangerous battles, or names of places we patrolled, nor did you remember your first crush, JULIA, and most importantly…YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION WARD AND I!" Kiros shouts.

Laguna just laughs. "Calm down, this is only my first show. I promise it will only get better, trust me."

"Good! Because I'm telling you this show sucks." Kiros growls.

"That's all for now, bye bye!"

End