Disclaimer: I don't own either the song or the boys. I'm just some random girl, who does this type of stuff for fun. No sueing!
I Saw Two Boys
(to the tune of "I Saw Three Ships Go Sailing By)
Either Hermione or Ginny or some other random person who likes Harry but not Draco
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I saw two boys go whizzing by,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
I saw two boys go whizzing by,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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I thought to follow the running two,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
I thought to follow the running two,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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It was the ferret and Harry, too,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
It was the ferret and Harry, too,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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A chased them through the halls a while,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
A chased them through the halls a while,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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We ended up in the dark dungeons,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
We ended up in the dark dungeons,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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They didn't seem to notice me,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
They didn't seem to notice me,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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They started it out with some mistletoe,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
They started it out with some mistletoe,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Malfoy then summoned some Ever-Warm Snow,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Malfoy then summoned some Ever-Warm Snow,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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They lay down in it and started to snog,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
They lay down in it and started to snog,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Their shirts came off, and pants went too,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Their shirts came off, and pants went too,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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All I could do was stand and stare,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
All I could do was stand and stare,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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They licked and bit, with hands a-roam,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
They licked and bit, with hands a-roam,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Harry tied Malfoy up with some rope,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Harry tied Malfoy up with some rope,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Malfoy moaned when Harry blew,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Malfoy moaned when Harry blew,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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It turned me on more than it should,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
It turned me on more than it should,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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I nearly came when Draco did,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
I nearly came when Draco did,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Harry smirked and kissed him again,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Harry smirked and kissed him again,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Draco soon got hard again,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Draco soon got hard again,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Harry asked if he wanted more,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Harry asked if he waned more,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Draco bucked his hips as reply,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Draco bucked his hips as reply,
On Christmas Eve, late
at night
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Harry spread his thighs open wide,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Harry spread his thighs open wide,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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He did things with his tongue I can't say,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
He did things with his tongue I can't say,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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He did it til Draco was crying for more
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
He did it til Draco was crying for more
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Harry slowly slid into him,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Harry slowly slid into him,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Then pulled out and did it again,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Then pulled out and did it again,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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He slammed back in, made Draco shriek,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
He slammed back in, made Draco shriek
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Faster and faster did Harry go
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Faster and faster did Harry go,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Harder and harder did Harry pound,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Harder and harder did Harry pound,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Louder and louder did Draco cry,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Louder and louder did Draco cry,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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They came together, what a sight!
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
They came together, what a sight!
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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It was all too much for me,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
It was all too much for me,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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I had to turn around and leave,
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
I had to turn around and leave,
On Christmas Eve, late at night
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Watching that show was the best gift of all!
On Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve
Watching that show was the best gift of all!
On Christmas Eve, late at night