AN: Another one of my infamous parodies on Frosty the Snowman. It features FILCH! Come on, who doesn't love him?
Okay, maybe I can name a few...
Filch the Caretaker
Was not a happy soul,
With his ugly cat
And reeking clothes,
And his eyes the color of coal;
Filch the Caretaker
Could whip students they say,
He may be a Squib
But we won't fib,
Don't ever make Filch mad this way.
There must've been
Some anger in
That old coat that he had,
For when he puts it on himself
He just starts to nag! Oh!
Filch the Caretaker
Was as mad as he could be
And the students say
He could yell and flay
Just the same as a giant.
Filch the Caretaker
Knew that it rained hard that day
So he said "Don't get wet
Or I'll just bet
There'll be some mud in here."
(But they didn't heed him!)
So down to the dungeons
With a whip in his hand
Running hall to hall, whipping is a ball,
Saying "I'll catch yeh if I can!"
The student darts through all of Hogwarts
Right down to Dumbledore,
And Filch just paused a moment when
Dumbledore said "Filch, please stop."
Filch the Caretaker
Left feeling ashamed,
So he said "Well I'll
Really make you cry
If you cross my path again someday."
AN: I hope you enjoyed this. See you when I see you, da!