My name is Vira, and I hate everything right now. I cannot tell you how much I hate Neopia, how much I hate those idiot news anchors, how much I hate newspapers, and how much I hate how I look. It would be nice if I could just check out the news without finding myself being made into the ugly butt of some snide joke. They just had to go and joke about my looks, didn't they? They actually called me fat! I know I'm not fat! They just, they just make me feel so hateful! I try to keep that hate tamped down, and I can do it, but they just run their hateful mouths, and it makes me want to hurt someone! I don't want to hurt anyone anymore! Ohhh they all think I'm so funny! Well, I'm just splitting my sides! I'm going to finish writing this, then I'll fly right to Neopia Central, news headquarters! Yes, I'll share the good times, I'll laugh, they'll scream! They'll see how funny it is! I'm the most hilarious joke in all of Neopia!