This goes to show that the resurrected are just straight up assholes.
How might I know? Of course I know. Don't question me you incompetent dumbass. Following back, this takes me all the way back to when I was younger, when Bi Han wasn't such a… noob. At least when he wasn't as bad as he is now.
And then there's that stubborn Shirai Ryu filth who killed my brother. However I'm not complaining because once again, my brother is an asshole.
I think by now you should know who I am. That's right it's me, Tundra. And at this very moment, I'm lounging about on a disgusting pile of poor, deceased kombatans who Goro destroyed, and who I wish very much were just dozens of Scorpions. Speaking of the specter, I can see him from the distance. Seems he's trying to get at the lady Tarkatan-half, Mileena. Good try, she's a big lesbi- OUCH she kicked him in the balls. Saw that coming to be honest. He deserved it as well.
I guess I should get to the point: lately there's been a lot of talk. As the new Sub-zero, I try my best not to gossip and get distracted but how can I not. The situation was brought up by Jade, who told Kitana, who told Liu Kang, who laughed with Raiden, who told Shao Khan, who yelled at Shang Tsung, who consulted Quan Chi, and who scolded Scorpion. I didn't mention everyone who knew, just those I recall knowing. When Smoke told me, I was simply disgusted.
Apparently Scorpion and Bi Han have been… fooling around. And just lately there's been word that I'm somehow being dragged into this mess, that Scorpion told Bi Han how he was attracted to me and that he wishes to pursue his uh, love. As expected from my brother, Noob refused to comprehend his claim and he's clinging onto him. Like a little bitch. Why would Scorpion uh, love me? I'm much too young for him and I hate him. He's stubborn, ignorant, and just dense. He's driven too much by hate, as if he even has a clue as to what love would ever feel like.
"Sub-zero?" I heard the raspy, warped voice call out to me. I shifted awkwardly, not wanting to meet his white-orbs. After I didn't reply, he spoke again. "What are you doing out here?" I can tell by the tone in his voice that he was trying his best to maintain the hate that echoed, yet his intentions were coated by pure curiosity. I shrugged and replied sarcastically, "Enjoying the comfort that these corpses give off from sitting on them." A smirk was easily detected behind his mask. I'd never seen what was behind that.. Well I know a flaming skull but how was his image when he was alive? I think that's one of the things that vexes me. I'll never know how he truly looked. After a while of awkward silence, the undead ninja came closer and joined with me, sitting on the pile of corpses across from me, his suit making jangly noises along the way. "Sub-zero I must confess to you about something.."
My stomach had this feeling, like I must have jumped off a building or something. I knew exactly what he was going to say, and I did not want to hear it. "Say a fucking word and I'll freeze you then push you off a cliff."
"I have considered the results and how you will react, I am prepared to announce that I am in love with you, Tundra." I cringed at the use of my earlier name coming from the hell-spawn. "And I know you've heard about Saibot and it's safe to say that our relationship is not of importance… Kuai, I love you." "…"
Long story short, I've been caught in a love triangle.