Greed was having a bad day… for a start; someone had stolen his fuzzy, so he was reduced to wearing a normal coat… him, NORMAL! Plus Kimblee was being very weird, seeing as someone had stuffed his stocking with Caffeine Gum.
"Heyyyyyyyy" Kimblee stuttered, putting another piece in his mouth. "What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?" He said, his pupils dilated. Greed sighed.
"We need an After Christmas party…" he said, and Kimblee fell over onto his side and twitched.