Witchconire?
BPOV
The day was bright and sunny. I finally arrived home from the strangest day ever. I kept thinking about rainbows and pots of gold. The rhyme bibady-bobady-boo I will turn you into a log that looks like a frog bibady-bobady-boo kept repeating in my mind. Strangely enough I kept on seeing frog logs and people kept on disappearing all day!
Edward was out hunting with the rest of the Cullen's so they where not present to witness the strange happenings, since the wedding is tomorrow As I enter the house I spot my mother Renee and my father Charlie sitting on the couch which is a very strange sight on the account of she lives in Florida. As there eyes meet mine they tell me to sit down.
"Honey," says Renee, "your father and I have something to tell you."
"What is it?" I replied.
"Well, um, you're a witchcon." Charlie exclaims almost too fast for me to comprehend.
"A What!" I ask with peer confusing plastered on my face.
"Well your part witch and part lepricon."
"How is this possible?"
"Your mom is a witch and I am a lepercon. You will become a witchon tomarrow so be prepared for some big changes."
"Than I guess you should know Edwards a vampire and he is turning me tomarrow night after the wedding."
"Well since we are telling each other things…"
"What? Just tell me."
"Your friend Mike Newton…"
Just that second Renee's phone rings. The sound of Barbie girl fills the room.
"Sorry guys let me turn that off… ok continue."
"Anyway." Charlie continued, "he's a unicorn and…"
"Oh my god, what else can there be?"
"He is your second cousin twice removed on your mother's sister's x-husbands wife's side."
The world started to spin around me and black dots blurred my vision. A loud roaring noise filled my ears as the world around me went black.