disclaimer: If my mind were in Stephenie's body, you guys would have never swooned over Edward or any of the other Cullens for that matter.

Summary: Emmett teaches a ballet class... with a twist

Emmett walked into the room, while saying, "Okay everyone, your teacher couldn't make it to class today because her son is sick, so she asked me to sub for you guys today."

"But she doesn't have a son!"

"But you're a guy!"

"And you're really tall... very tall" a girl said in astonishment

"Okay, fine," Emmett continued, "Your teacher does have a son, didn't she tell you? So what if I'm a guy... football players do ballet to gain more balance, and yes, I'm tall" Emmett said in arrogance, while putting his hands on his hips and looked away to his right. Lets call this pose, the superman pose. He stood there for a couple of minutes before a brown haired girl blurted out, "Well, aren't you going to teach us then?"

"Of course I will" Emmett declared, still in the superman pose. He never relaxed from the pose for about ten minutes before a girl that looked like the 'teacher's pet' and the person that the majority of the class didn't like, stood up, and did the superman pose, like the one Emmett was in. One after the other, the whole class followed, and soon, the whole class was in the pose. Emmett relaxed and the whole class soon followed him after.

"So, what are you learning currently?" Emmett asked.

"You don't know?" a girl said in a high pitched tone, tapping her foot.

"Of course I know, I'm wondering if you guys know."

"No, we don't." The class said sarcastically.

"Here," Emmett said, finding the clipboard the teacher posted. "Your teacher wrote down the activities for the day."

"Oh, goodie." someone in the back of the class mumbled sarcastically, usually for no one to hear, but children don't know everything.

"Yes, oh goodie." Emmett mocked the girl. "Your teacher was nice enough to write the activities down for me to teach you all." The girl's eyes went wide yet again in astonishment.

"Yes, I have amazing hearing, so no secrets everyone." Emmett announced, looking around at the class. "Be one hundred percent sure that I'll hear everything. Anyways, moving on." Emmett led the class over to the bar, while he had the clipboard in hand, trying to do a complicated ballet move that he had no clue what-so-ever what it was. The brown haired girl spoke up again, "Do you even know how to do ballet?"

"After living over a hundred years, you would think that I would have taken a ballet class." Emmett retorted.

"You don't look a day over a hundred."

"Well, no duh, I was kidding!" As Emmett continued to try the complicated ballet move, he eyed a bowl of papayas, yes, papayas. And yet, theses papayas were dangerous to all vampires who would eat a bite out of it, but Emmett didn't know that.

"Papayas!"

-Cullen household-

Yet for one who could see the future, Alice didn't see Emmett eating a papaya until now. 'Edward,' She thought, 'Please save him'

"Okay." Edward said, and he sped off to the studio.

-Back at the Dance Studio-

Edward burst into the studio, scaring all of the girls. "Emmett! Don't you dare put that in your mouth!"

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AN: Whoo! go me, my first fanfiction posted! Well, I was thinking that papayas would be dangerous to vampires, and they would cause them to tell everyone around them about how their whole family was vampires, and I was wondering how I could do that. Tell me in a review what you think what should happen in the next chapter.

Till next time!

--Angela