"Hello this is Tom Tucker."
"And I'm Diane Simmons."
"This just in. A freak powercut has swept through Quahog, leaving hundreds of citizens bored out of their freaking minds. More from Tricia Takinawa.(Did I say that right? Takinawa? Takanawa? Oh crap. What do you mean we're still on-oh crap)Over to you Tricia."
The scene on the TV set changed from a boring newsroom set to the streets of Quahog.
"Thank you Diane. Now as we all know, the power cut-
The Tv went off. All of the Griffin family screamed in horror. "What the freakin' hell'll we do now!" Peter screamed, putting his hands to his face in OTT horror.
"Oh, bloody hell. This means we're gonna have to listen to Star Wars again, doesn't it? Bloody hell KILL ME NOW GOD!" exclaimed the youngest Griffin, The homicidal baby screamed. "Ooh, a coin!" he said, and leapt from his seat to grab it as a bolt of lightning roared through the house and hit Stewie's chair.
"Dammit!"God exclaimed as he saw his lightning bolt miss.
"Now, now Stewie, Daddy's Star Wars was very very good. But no, that'll come later. This time, I fancy something different. I know! Star Trek! No, that wouldn't work. I know! Buffy the Vampire Slayer!" he ignored the family's groans and started his long, long story.
Thanks for reading my first ever fic! By the way, here's the character list:
Chris-Xander.
Connie DiMico-Cordelia/Darla.
Meg-Willow.
Peter-Giles.
Stewie-Angel.
Bertram-Spike.
Olivia-Buffy.
Janet-Faith.
Susie Swanson-Drusilla.
Lois-Joyce Summers.
Herbert-The Master.
Quagmire-Pervy Vampire.
Cleveland-"Count Blackula".
Joe-Disabled Vampire.
Brian-Oz.
Horace-Willy the Snitch.
(I know Spike, Dru, Oz, Faith and Willy weren't in Season 1 but WTF, it's a freakin' PARODY!)If you don't know any of these characters, GO WATCH SOME GODDAMN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, BITCH!
Yeah, i know it's short but the next one's longer.