Hello everyone I would like to say that I don't own Starcraft and Mass effect.

Im kinda new to this fanfic stuff and my grammar is shit same with my English, I notice in most fanfics they focus on zerg like literally it's filled with zerg there is no love for protoss so here I am making this self insert fic I hope you like it and pls review XD

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Telepathic Taking/ ROB"

CHAPTER 1: ROBert

POV

So this is the afterlife, kinda suck. Why did I have to die a cruel death?

Oh yeah I know now, I saved a snot nosed brat from being overrun by a damn truck! Seriously parents these days they have no sense of responsibility for their kids, damn grade A parenting you got there.

So now I'm in this white void for fuck knows how long….damn I died a virgin (;_;) why cruel world why!?

"Hey kid would you just shut up, it's not like it's the end of the world you know!" a voice boomed just right in front of me.

"Wait who said that? Show yourself!" I said while I backed up a bit.

"Don't get antsy kid sheesh" the voice said with a bit of exasperation

"Okay sorry, who are you anyway and where the hell are you?" as I look around a bit

"Well kid you could call me ROBert and I'm right in front of you" as I looked in front of me, he just suddenly poofed into existence.

"Robert" I deadpanned, seriously sir you are not subtle enough

"Yep kid, ROBert and I got a job for you" he says as he wiggled his eyebrows at me.

"A job?" as I looked at him incredulously.

"Right kid a job, ever heard of being transported to another world with a C&C power and all that shit and fucking the people in that universe" he said with those weird hand karate gestures.

I nodded at him "Yeah, kind of like those Japanese anime stuff and fanfics right?"

"Well you're right kid, so up for the job? Cause I could only give you one faction of your choice like those from the Starcraft, Grey Goo, and Endless Space to name a few." he says and looks at me expectantly. (O_O)*looks intently*

"Wait back up a minute isn't this going too fast, I mean I would love to get those powers and all, but why me?" I said as I wave my hands in front of me.

"Well kid, I'm just bored and I need entertainment, I mean look at this place it's boring and don't you wanna get out of here and do something worthwhile like…." he hums for a bit, just as I was about say something "Fucking up the mass effect universe?" I just stared at him for a second or two, I didn't know what came to my mind when I answered

"Deal! Mass Effect Universe it is" as I grabbed him in the sides. Huh I must've feelt salty cause of the latest Mass Effect Andromeda, like seriously BioWare fucked it up and I don't even want to list its failures.

"Okay" he has that shit eating grin on his face and I think we might share something in common, 'how to make lives miserable', "So kid what faction would you choose, you could mix it up a bit, but only a minor change" he says with the weird arm gestures again.

"hmmm" as I was thinking an idea pop to mind 'Protoss' cause why not? like every person in these types of situation in fanfics always choose the zerg, seriously we need diversity people! I don't care whether they are adaptable and supper strong, just one Halo array and they are dead. And I kinda like the purifiers they get little love.

"Protoss Purifier but kinda human shaped Mr. Robert sir, with a bit of sentinels from Halo in the mix" what!? I like Halo don't judge me.

"Well that's an interesting combo, so what timeline do you want to set up shop"

"Um.." think you idiot think.. wait I know now "100 years Before the blue bitches found the citadel is the best place to start and I'd like to stay on shanxi if you mind"

"Hmm good choice, I'm gonna give you Cybros as your main base of operations, well good luck kid" as he snaps his fingers I suddenly felt dizzy…

ROB POV

Well there goes the kid, That makes number 92762766845432462745, Usually people would choose them warhammer stuff and most would choose Chaos or the Imperium, damn those lunatics. Maybe I should talk to Zelretch and help him troll somebody.

*Somewhere in the universe a red haired brownie sneezed, for he is about to know real misery*