I do not own any of the FF7 cast but I do own myself and my friends (I've always wanted to say that) so square soft please don't sue. Oh none of my male cast are gay (just the chicks hahaha)
Cast
Cloud
Sephiroth
Tifa
Vincent
Francis (me. The hero -.^)
Chelsea
Staci
Zack (not the one from ff7)
Shana
Yuffie
(*) narrator
(^) sound effects
Act I scene I
Spencer, A School
Enter Francis Zack Sephiroth and Tifa
Zack: I hate this hell hole
Francis: yeah no hot women in Spencer
Tifa: hey
Sephiroth: we are not from here remember
Tifa: yeah
Zack and Francis:……………………k
Sephiroth: Hey look it's a bad person
All together: lets kill him
* Zack pulls out a sword exactly like Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: oh the irony
Zack: now I'm embarrassed
Tifa: your like 2 girls that wore the same dress to prom
Francis: …………………….k
*they fight and the bad dude gets cut in half, blood goes everywhere.*
All together: cool
^ringggggggg^
Tifa: well I must get home
Zack: what about the mess
Sephiroth: let the janitor clean it up
Enter YuffieYuffie: hi guys how are you
Francis: Yuffie what the hell are you doing here you flat bitch
Yuffie: well do you expect my tits to be as big as Tifa's… with out surgery
Tifa: f**k you I've hade these since a child
Yuffie: ……………..K
Francis Sephiroth and Zack: can we see
Yuffie: yeah *flashes them*
Tifa: why the hell not *flashes them*
Francis: wow
Sephiroth: give me them
Zack: mommy *passes out*
Tifa: sooooo
Yuffie: those ARE nice *touches them* ohh firm
Tifa: yours are quite perky
Yuffie: well I'M going HOME Tifa, so bye
Exit Yuffie
Tifa: well I'm going "home" too see ya
Exit Tifa
Sephiroth: well I …… *runs out*
Exit Sephiroth
Francis: Well Zack Shana will be pissed if I don't get you home /Aside/ well that was nice now wasn't it.^_-
Exit all
Well if you liked that please read latter on when the newest "stuff" gets in. please e-mail me or review this story to make it better and if I like the Idea I will get your name and let you "bang" tifa