A/N Hi. This is a weird plot bunny that jumped out at me while I was brushing my hair.
Disclaimer-This is terrible news: I do not own LOTR or it's characters. :( I might die!
Legolas stood, brush at the ready. The elves of Mirkwood stood behind him ready for battle. The giant hair knots had terrorized the wood-elves for too long. Countless elves returned home from the woods with hair badly knotted.
Legolas looked into the trees to see a herd of hair-knots. Giant piles of hair filled with knots. Twenty of them, at least.
"Warriors! Prepare the cannons!" he ordered. Ten cannons appeared, being pulled by two elves each. The cannons were filled, some with spray-in conditioner and some with detangler.
"Charge! Leave no knots or you will come home with countless!' yelled Legolas. The warriors of Mirkwood charged wielding their elven brushes. The fight was intense, but these knots were no match for the warriors of Mirkwood.
"Fire the cannons!" screamed Legolas. The warriors with brushes dropped to their stomachs as the cannons exploded with water, conditioner and detangler. The knots screeched in surprise. It was too late for them, they started to come un-knotted, soon they were nothing but piles of hair on the ground.
"Victory! Victory is ours! Return home! We shall sleep soundly tonight!" declared Legolas. Then it appeared. The biggest knot of them all. It must have been the leader. The warriors drew back.
"Form a line and fire the cannons!" Legolas shouted. "My lord, the cannons are empty and we have no more spray in conditioner or detangler left." said one of the nearby elves.
"We fight!" he screamed and ran toward the knot. The knot grabbed him with it's hairy limbs. It swallowed him. Legolas could see nothing, just brown. He could feel his hair being constantly yanked and knotted.
Then he saw the light. He pulled out his brush and started attacking the knot from the inside. The knot started to come apart. It fell into a pile of hair. Legolas fought his way to the surface. He appeared on top of pile. The warriors gasped.
"Quick, get him to the stylists!" Yelled one of them. Two elves climbed the pile and grabbed him"
"What are you doing? Let me go!" cried Legolas.
"My lord, your hair is badly knotted. You must see a stylist." one said. He stopped fighting and let them return him to Mirkwood. When they returned the stylists fixed his hair and Mirkwood was safe from the knots... For now.
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