Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, I don't know who does and I'm not making any money.
Wargreymon Goes to the Dentist
Wargreymon walks into the building. "Do you have an appointment?" asked a nurse. "Yes." Wargreymon replied. "Go right in."she said. War walks into the dentist's office. "You must be Mr. Wargreymon." said the dentist. "Would you like the nitrogen?" asked the dentist and grabbed a nose-mask-thing.
"Sure, yeah, whatever." War replied and sat in the chair which collapsed on impact. "Oops." Wargreymon snickered. "Sit here." said the dentist and showed him to a new chair. "By the way, my name is Dr. No Pants." said Dr. No Pants. He grabs a needle and sticks it into War's mouth and all that happens is, the needle breaks.
"You broke the needle!" said the Dr. "Sorry." he replied snickering again. Dr. No Pants grabs one of those teeth-sander-things and starts on Wargreymon's mouth. "Sir, when was the last time you went to the dentist?! All your teeth are metal!" yelled/asked Dr. No Pants. "There are no dentists in the Digi-world, there for I could not visit one." replied War.
An hour later........
Sounds of a buzz saw can be heard. Wargreymon walks out of Dr. No Pants' office with all his teeth filed down. "Thanks a lot doc. NOT!" he said and digi-volved back into Agumon. Dr. No Pants says, "All...that...hard...work...for...what?" Then he answered his own question, "Nothing."
The End
Whaddya think???? My first Digimon fic. I hope you liked it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Love and Licks!!!
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