I'm a Trekkie and proud of it by: Captain EJ Wade

I know what a transporter is

And how a replicater works

I'm proud to say I understand

The Technobabble made by the Engineers

I admit I have a crush on Data

And idolize Tasha Yar

I'm in a club and have gone to a convention

I collect Trek merchandise

But I'm a normal Terran

Yet people mock me

Call me an Idiot because I watch Trek

I do not care

Your taunts do not hurt or harm me

I love Star Trek

I am not a geek

Even though I know the difference between

A Romulan and a Vulcan

So I say to you Cardassian

Live long and prosper!