AN: What on earth is this? Yeah I ask my self that same question, but hey, who doesn't love a crack fic, right? Enjoy :)
Dear Gilderoy Lockhart,
You are the most amazing man in the world. I've never met anyone who can compare in even the slightest way to you. You're simply perfect, from your beautiful smile, to your stunningly coiffed hair. You're braver than anyone I know, smarter than anyone I've met, and so utterly charming. You are a fantastic writer, and I cling to your words, falling in love with you with every word you speak, every smile you smile, every wink you give.
I know you have so many fan's, there is not a more loved figure than you in the world, but you must always find time for yourself in between saving people and making sure you look your absolute best. You must find time to be you, to relax and dwell in the utter perfectness of yourself. I love you very much, more than anyone else could possible even contemplate.
Your biggest fan,
Gilderoy Lockhart.
Written for the Twelve Days of Christmas Style Challenge, for Crack Fic.