Princess Linwe Seregon Maiilaychyah Amethystgem Rayahmyah Yellowgold Shamaiaariah Unicorn Eberoneeaniah Marigoldflower Admatharaiah Roseblossom Yyiurlyah Sunshine Ulliahiah Earring Swifteye the Warrioress was a squirrel.
She was very young, probably about 15 or 16 seasons old.
And very beautiful.
Extremely beautiful.
In fact, she was the most beautiful creature ever.
Her lovely silky glossy lustrous shiny flowy fur and her freakishly large sparkly eyes framed in extra-long sooty-black eyelashes changed color with the day and the seasons:
In the day at springtime, her fur was a deep golden color and her eyes were amethyst-violet. Then she wore a purple tunic with a pink sash.
In the night at springtime, her fur was a dusky cream and her eyes aquamarine. Then she wore a pale blue-green tunic.
In the day at summer, her fur was fiery crimson and her eyes were bright emerald. Then she wore a bright green tunic.
In the night at summer, her fur was black with sparkling white spots and her eyes were like blazing sapphires. Then she wore a deep blue silver-trimmed tunic.
In the day at autumn, her fur was a wondrous red-gold and her eyes were shining amber. Then she wore a ruddy orange black-trimmed tunic.
In the night at autumn, her fur was a brilliant copper-red and her eyes were rich gold. Then she wore a golden-yellow tunic.
In the day at winter, her fur was a glittering silvery-gray and her eyes were sky-blue. Then she wore a pale blue tunic.
In the night at winter, her fur was a ravishing snowy-white and her eyes were a fathomless black. Then she wore a black tunic embroidered with gold.
Her voice far sweeter and melodious-er than Song. Song's voice, compared to this squirrel's, was as bad as a bad as Dotti's voice.
And she was on her way to Redwall Abbey. . . .
A/N: For those of you who have read my "Redwall and the Haunted Mansion" fic, you might be a little familar with this Sue. That fic sort of inspired this fic.
Hm, the characters in the "Haunted Mansion" are trying to rid this same Sue, and here she is in another one! Ho, boy, do we have trouble. . . .
By the way, "Linwe Seregon" is "Mary Sue" in elvish (my thanks to Tierney Beckett, a fanfiction author in the LotR fandom)! And if you take the first letters of the rest of her names, you'll get "Mary Sue" twice! And her last name is "Swifteye." Sound familar, anyone?
Well, until next time, dear readers! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!