"hey leon." said luis. "i need you to get me the sniper rifle thats over there in the cabinet."
"i dont feel like it." said leon. if i go over there gnados will be all over me.
"there arnt any ganados here your just being lazy" said luis.
"then you go get it." said leon.
"no you." said luis.
"you." said leon.
"get it or ill blow your head off." said luis.
"ill blow yours off first."
the two of them pointed their guns at each other and relized it was a draw so they needed to decide on a beter way to settle things.
"well have a duel." said luis. "a mans duel. walk ten paces. turn. shoot."
"lets do this."
they each walked ten paces. then a ganado sniped luis from across the room. leon dove for cover beside luis.
"he got me." said luis. "leon..im dead..."
"luuuuuuuuuuuuis!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed leon.
"buddy i never wanted to tell you." said lusi. "but since im near dead why not. you pronounce it wrong. its a spanish name dumbass its pronounced luise. your a fuckg idiot. just wanted to let you know and.....goodbye......"
"i just realized something." said leon. "he has the sniper rifle you wanted."
END