A not so perfect vacation. The sequal to a not so perfect night out.
[Cloud&Tifa's villa]
[Tifa is on Cloud's lap kissing him]
Tifa: You know ever since our honeymoon 3 months ago we haven't been on a vacation.
Cloud: Let's take a vacation up in the Icicle inn mountains on the north continent.
Tifa: Yeah just you and me...we can go snowboarding and make love in a nice warm cabin...
Cloud: I'M THERE!
[Shinra HQ]
Rufus: Say guys...
Sephiroth: What?
Rufus: There is a nice little mountain house where you can take a vacation. I made reservations for myself and I'm leaving Reno in charge of the nation. You guy's wanna come?
Hojo: Hell yeah!!!!!
Rufus: The chopper will take us there.
[Mountain cabin]
Cloud: [COme's in carrying the luggage and Tifa] We made it love. [Put's Tifa down and drops the luggage.]
Tifa: I'm tired from the trip here.
Cloud: I'm go to bed.
Tifa: I'll come with you! [They both go into the bedroom]
[Rufus,Hojo and Sephiroth enter]
Hojo: Hey you guy's I'm gonna checkout the bedroom.
Rufus: Be back soon. [Hojo enters the bedroom]
Hojo: Oh my god Cloud and Tifa Strife are in here and thier having sex!!!
Cloud: The hell are you doing here?
Rufus: Likewise Strife!
Hojo: Ummm...Rufus. This cabin is ment for two groups of people. There are three more bedrooms.
Rufus: Okay! We're spending the month together. BUT we have to stay out of each other's rooms.
Tifa: [Covering herself up] Fine. Now get out.
Sephiroth: Man just watching that makes me wanna watch the playboy channel.
[Cabin's card game room]
Rufus: Cut he deck.
Sephiroth: Okie dokie. [Sephiroth cut's the deck]
Rufus: A queen and 3 aces.
Sephiroth: Wha? I never lose.
Rufus: [Impersonating Goldfinger] You lose Mr.Bond
Sephiroth: Hey that's not funny!
Hojo: C'mon what are you waiting for? Christmas?
Rufus: Sorry don't belive in holiness.
Hojo: Hmph.
Sephiroth: Hey look who's here.
Cloud: Just getting a bath towel.
Rufus: How bout ya die in the bathtub?
Cloud: How about I whip your pampered little ass?
Rufus: WHO ARE YOU CALLING PAMPERED???
Cloud: Calling you.
Rufus: [Hair sticks up in anger] I AM NOT!!!
Cloud: Quit whining!
Rufus: I'm not whining!
Cloud: Whine,Whine,Whine.
Rufus: Shut up!
Cloud: Screw you guys! I'm going snowboarding!
Sephiroth: Then I shall come to reclaim somthing.
Cloud: No villans.
Sephiroth: Hey I was voted the best looking villan in FFVII!
Rufus: THE HELL YOU WERE!!!!!!! [Tackles Sephiroth]
Sephiroth: [draws Masamune sword] Hyah!
Rufus: [Pulls out shotgun and cocks it]
Sephiroth: Take this prettyboy! [Slashes down on Rufus]
Rufus: [Masamune knocks away shotgun] Damn!
Sephiroth: I have you!
Rufus: [Kicks Sephiroth out the window and follows]
Sephiroth: ??? [Get's jhit in the face with a chunk of Ice and Sephiroth drops the Masamune off a nearby cliff] NO!!!!!!!!!!! [Sobs]
Hojo: Hey don't take it so hard.
Sephiroth: ...
[Snow cliffs]
Tifa: I think we can snowboard all the way to icicle inn.
Cloud: Let's go! [Rufus,Sephiroth and Hojo appear]
Sephiroth: [Looks at map] Now if my calculations are correct if we go south we'll reach icicle inn and shop for some food for the cabin...
Cloud: Hey we're snowboarding down to icicle inn and getting the food!
Sephiroth: Ha! We shall go shopping before you do! [Pulls out a snowmobile for 3] C'mon boys let's ride!
Rufus&Hojo: Wooooh!!!!
Cloud: [Pulls out a snowmobile for 2] Get them....
Tifa: let's go! [They start going down on the hill]
Rufus: They're gaining on us!!!
Hojo: [Pulls out a needle] If I give Cloud this shot his sperm count will rapidly decrease eliminating the chance of him and Tifa from ever having kids!
Sephiroth: Nah let's just kill them. [Pulls out a brand new Masamune]
Rufus: [Throws grenade from snowmobile]
Cloud: Watch out! [Dodges blast]
Rufus: Dammit!
Tifa: Take this! [Throws S-mine at the snowmobile]
Rufus: Oh Fuc-[Snowmobile blows up]
[Cabin]
[Rufus,Sephiroth and Hojo are sitting at a table scorched from the blast]
Rufus: ugh......
Sephiroth: That...hurt.
Hojo: Painful.....
Cloud: Ha! Ha! we won.
Tifa: [ put's log on fire] There that ought to keep all of us warm.
Rufus: I'm going outside for a drink.
[Outside]
Rufus: ..... [Someone steps out of the shadows and a weird theme plays] Who's that?
Kefka: Wahahahahhahahaaha!
Rufus: Who are you?
Kefka: Someone who will help you get Cloud&Tifa out of the cabin.
Rufus: I'm intrested please go on.
Kefka: I'll help you get'em out and you and the other FFVII villans can play poker all you want.
Rufus: What's your price?
Kefka: You must pay me 30,000 GP.
Rufus: You mean Gil?
Kefka: Whatever! Oh by the way my chochobo got knocked down. Do you have any Fenix down's?
Rufus: You mean Pheniox down?
Kefka: Whatever you 3D Final Fantasy guy's call them.
Rufus: Okay I'll send the SHinra army in too.
Kefka: Nah. Your government dosen't go to my taste. We'll deal with them alongside Sephiroth and Hojo.
Rufus: Kay.
Kefka: LET'S GO!
[Cabin]
Kefka: [Knocks down door] Welcome to my world!
Cloud: And you are?
Kefka: The villan from FF6.
Cloud: I'll take you on any day.
Kefka: Ha! I have some Espers to make short work of you!
Rufus: You mean Materia?
Kefka: WHATEVER!!!
Sephiroth: [Draws masamune]
Tifa: WHere does he keep getting those?
[FF6 boss theme plays]
Cloud: TAKE THEM OUT!
Rufus: GO!!!!! [Fires Shotgun]
Tifa: [Tackles Rufus]
Rufus: [Drops Shotgun and punches Tifa]
Tifa: Final Hevean!!!! [Tifa does Final Hevean on Rufus knocking him through the window]
Kefka: Take this!!! Fallen one!
Sephiroth: You mean unforgiving angel?
Kefka: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
Sephiroth: Make me.
Kefka: Grrrr. [Walks away from Sephiroth and draws a sword and attacks Cloud]
Cloud: Ugh....Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: What?
Cloud: I know we're enimies but I'll strike you a good deal.
Sephiroth: What will you give me?
Cloud: You,Rufus and Hojo can have a new deck of cards.
Sephiroth: SOLD! [Walks up to Kefka and kills him the same way he killed Aeris]
Rufus: It's...not...over...yet.
Sephiroth: We made a deal with them for a new deck of cards.
Hojo: Yeah!
CLoud&Tifa: [They go into thier room and start making out]
Rufus: Ummmm....let's let our arch enmies have some privacy in the cabin.
Sephiroth: I know the perfect place to stay!
[The North cave]
Jenova: [Wearing a aporon over her tentecles] And here's some cookies for you three boys.
Rufus: [A Jenova monster jumps out of his cookie and crawls down his throat] Ahhhh!!!! It's eating me alive!
Hojo: That's our silly President!!! [Hojo and Sephiroth laugh]
The End
Please Review!
How did you like the sequal? I wrote this story as a sequal to a not so perfect night out because of it's success I'm thinking about making this series a trilogy. See ya!
-Rufus