Hey guys trying my hand at an alternate universe where Miley is Avis Cyrus and it might actually turn into a bit of a BDSM type deal so femmeslash and very provocative no one under 18 should end up reading this lol

here we go hope it don't suck

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Museum. Tonight we are proud to unveil our greatest exhibit yet. A creature so rare, it was believed to be extinct."

Gasps and whispers filled the enormous room with anticipation. There placed in from of a crowd was something very large covered in cloth. Everyone's eyes directed to the speaker standing in front of it.

"Well, tonight we shall see. Ladies and Gentlemen, in captivity for the first time, the rarest creature on earth!" With a flourish of his hand "Avis Cyrus" The cloth went up, and everyone's breath hitched. There in the middle of a cage was a nest. In that nest was the most beautiful creature to ever have been made. She was crouched, scared, just like I want her. I had to have her that is all that could be said. There would be no price I wasn't willing to pay.

My name is Lilly Truscott but to everyone here and anyone who isn't my immediate family, its Lola Luftnagle. I am one for discretion, considering my little hobby.

Gasps pulled me out of my reverie to see that beautiful creature was looking upon us now. Some spectators ungracefully backed away from the cage. I had to surpress my laughter, pets are not to be feared, that is ridiculous. I stood and walked closer getting worried glances from everyone. She turned and looked right at me. Piercing blue eyes that if I had been anyone else, probably would have shrunk me back to the seat I had come from. Instead, I walked closer, resting my hand on the bar of the cage and daring her with my posture to try and intimidate me.

This creature tilted her head to the side, I guess not expecting me to be so bold to her. And slowly lifted herself off the nest only to start walking towards me. She looked almost cautious, must be from the new surroundings. She stopped a few feet from me, and just stared. Trying to figure me out, I smiled at the effort. She wouldn't get anywhere, though I will give her the pleasure of looking upon me for a little while longer.

A bright flash of light broke her out of her stupor, some idiot with a camera. The most remarkable thing in the world happened next. She turned her head and the most beautiful black wings came rushing around her. Wings the color of tar but the texture appeared like that of silk. My eyes went wide with surprise and pleasure and I just knew I had to have this creature then. I would never stop. I didn't notice people screaming until then. They ran out and left the speaker, Avis Cyrus, and myself. She had went back to sulking in her nest and I took this time to speak with the man that would sell her to me.

"How much?" I like to speak directly, I have sugar coating makes me waste time I needed.

His laughter angered me, but I kept a straight face. "She is not for sale, she is too dangerous. We might have to ship her away with how she is acting."

This time I laughed. I walked over to the guy, and surprisingly enough he sensed my authority and cowered a bit. "You will sell her to me, and in return I will be gracious about it." Handing him a check for 6.2 million dollars. His eyes got wide and looked back up at me not believing this little piece of paper. "For her and your silence. I will need her transported to my residence."

"We can't move her. It took everything we had to get her in here. The worker's have already refused to mess with her anymore." He looked worried, probably thinking I will take the check back.

I sighed and reached into the purse I had been holding. Glad I had thought ahead I took out a choke chain collar and chain link leash. "Open the cage" His eyes got as wide as saucers and I had to hold back a chuckle. I didn't think they could get any bigger.

"She will kill you miss, you don't want to go in there."

"I don't huh?" Luckily the bars were far enough apart, dropping my bag on the ground I slipped right through. My creature looked up from her nest again and pierced me with her gaze. I crossed till my knees were touching her nest. "Do you understand what I am saying to you? If you do you will come and stand before me, now" I said making my face hard telling her what I wanted was not a request.

She looked me up and down appraising me and decided to do as I asked. A smile crept up on my face as I put the collar around her neck so fast she didn't even realize it. The leash was already attached so with a simple tug she lurched forward, confusion, pain, and anger evident on her face.

"You will act appropriate to this society, you will be coming to my house and till we get there you will act human. Failure to comply will result in something very painful and uncomfortable." I stared into her eyes daring her to challenge me. We stayed that way for a long amount of time till I became impatient and turned and started walking. Again she tried to stay where she was and I tugged harder, she whimpered and came anyway. We both slipped through the bars and proceeded to walk outside to my waiting limo. Climbing in and pulling my creature along beside me.

"Home Paul." I said as the driver closed the door after a quick "Yes, Miss." I smiled as I looked up and down the entire length of my new pet. She would need cleaned up she was dirty and what little clothes she had on were filthy and ragged. That would not do, I puckered my lips in thought.

"Do you speak?" I asked realizing she had yet to verbalize anything.

All she did in return was glare at me. I giggled at the daggers she was shooting at me. This was going to be enjoyable.

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